Bad Guy #2

Synopsis: One bad guy discovers that moving up in a crime ring has its downsides. Just as his new career starts, it might already be coming to an end. He'll either have to set an example or become one. This 'goredy' follows the bad guy who just got promoted to the dead end job of bad guy #2. It's the job of the guy who always gets killed by the boss in order to prove a point that the gang needs to stop messing up. Promotions are good, unless you're bad.
Genre: Comedy, Horror, Short
Director(s): Chris McInroy
  3 wins.
10 min

- [Boss] Oh, f*ck.

- Yeah boss, but it wasn't our fault.

There was a guy with a mask.

- One guy,

against 17.

- Yeah, but boss, I mean.

- No, it's okay.

It's alright.

I mean I already pay you guys

over the minimum bad guy wage, right?

And you do your best, you really do.

Maybe if I just pay you more.

But I already pay you fucked over.

- Gross.

- For real, how many bad

guy number two's gotta die?

Shame really.


you're new number two.

(inspiring electronic music)

(blood squirt)

- [Boss] Now clean this shit up!

- I'm sorry number 2!

(chainsaw whirring)

I'm so sorry number 2!

- F*ck, hon.

What are we gonna do?

I don't want you to be number 2.

Can't you turn it down?

- No, a promotion is what you take, okay?

I can't turn down a promotion.

- No, you do.

- This could be really good for us.

- How?

- Well, because,

I get bumped up to the

next bad guy pay grade.

- Okay.


(knock on door)

- They're here!

(intense music)

Just a squirrel.

Look, the bad guy business

has been in the family

for a long time.

My dad, didn't even make

it past the mail room

mailing ransom fingers.

And now look at me.

All the way to bad guy number 2.

- Why don't you just fucking

kill somebody higher up

and take their job?

- Jesus, those are my coworkers.

(cell phone ringing)


Well, I wasn't even there.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

(cell phone beep)

I may die right now.

- One guy again,

took out the whole meth lab.

It's like you guys are my fucking wife.

All I wanted to do, is lick my butt hole.

I got it all waxed and

bleached and ready to go.

Won't you please

help me get my butt hole licked!

(blood gushing)

Holy f*ck.

Have you ever seen anybody

get stabbed in both ears like that?

I mean I got the guy in both

eyes last week but come on.

I mean I felt the blades

touch in his brain.


- Glad that wasn't you.

- [Boss] Come on man, that was...

- Really?

- Yeah.

- Thanks.

- Hey.

(stabbing sound)

Don't cry you big sissy.

Leave it, leave it.

- I will, I will.

- Consider this a warning.

Go kill this guy.

Oh and do it, crazy.

I wanna hear about it in the news.

You have any gum?

(intense music)

- Sorry about the ropes.

Just a precautionary thing.

They aren't too tight are they?

- (muffled speaking)

- It's just, I can't have you running off

while I'm trying to kill you, you know?

- (muffled crying)

- I just got a promotion at work,

so you know, I can't

have anything go wrong.

- Ready.

- What is that?

- Acid.

We dump it on him.

- (muffled groans)

- That's kind of a body disposal tool.

I usually like to kill the guy

before I do a body disposal move.

I was thinking we could jab

his eyes out with his fingers.

- (muffled groans)

- And then maybe cut his feet off.

- (muffled cries)

- And beat him to death with his own feet.

- Oh and we could!

(bucket sloshing)


- I almost spilled that on myself!

(all laughing)

- Screw it, let's melt this dweeb.

Bad guys forever!

(melting sounds)


- Stop drop and roll.

Stop drop and roll!

Just shake like this.

Shake it off, shake it off.

Shake it off, shake it off.

Neutralize the burn, neutralize the burn.

You want me to pee on it?

I could pee on it.


Okay, number 3 talk to me.

What are you feeling?

Oh no.

(door opening)

I'll be right back.

(fast paced music)

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.


- You halt.


- I should have said freeze.

- Hi.

- I'm sorry little chubby boy!

(tragic music)

Bad guys forever.

Buddy, buddy, buddy

what am I gonna do?

- Hey hon.

Want some hot chocolate?

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