Babysitter's Black Book Page #4

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interesting things are.

Oh, and where might I find

such a knowledgeable guide?

Well, we can fly

up next weekend.

Oh, come on, Ash.

I can't show off my college to

my kids for another eight years.

Let me show it off to you.

How would I--

You just say there's

a class trip up north.

You know, we'll take

the red eye on Friday,

stay Saturday,

come back Sunday.

So, like, staying the night?

Yeah.

Well, in separate

rooms, of course.

Great.

Yeah.

Yeah. Great.

Get to work on that essay, eh?

Put on some more coffee.

Jack Wiley,

I'm with Family Buddies.

I'm not sure

how this goes, Jack.

Shall we talk first?

Or should I just show

you what you've paid for?

Whoo!

Yay.

Billy, he adores you.

He really looks

up to me.

Kind of like

I look up to you.

Oh.

Hey, ladies, watch this.

He is so confident.

He's just amazing.

Okay. He's not as confident

as you think.

Now, all men are little boys

and they can be confusing.

But once you figure them out,

they're very simple creatures.

Uh, there's--I just

can't read the signals.

There's this guy, Daniel.

We go to school together.

I tutor him.

We've always just been buds,

but I can't tell if he likes me.

Ashley, you're 17.

It takes time

to figure out the signals.

It took me years

to learn to deal

with Mark's unending

need for attention.

But we figured it out.

You guys just seem

so great together.

We are.

But marriage is work

even on a good day,

which is why we

appreciate you so much.

I mean, me, Mark,

and the kids,

we'd be

lost without you.

Number one, Ash.

You beat Harper.

- Whoo!

- Yeah!

- Oh, my God.

- We're so proud of you.

You worked hard,

and it paid off.

- Mm-hmm.

- It's all downhill from here.

- No.

- Shut up.

Okay. Don't sell yourself short.

You can do anything.

I can't wait to say

I knew her when.

So how are we gonna

celebrate this weekend?

Sorry.

Can't this weekend.

Why?

I decided to apply

to Pressman.

So I gotta finish

my application.

Pressman, wow.

Seriously, hey, I thought

Berkeley was out of reach.

I mean, Pressman is like

a million times more expensive.

I know.

I don't know how I'll pay for

it if I get in, but I gotta try.

I'm a fraud, I pretend

I ain't chasing glory

Just a lonely wanderer

Trying to tell

a simple story

You can feel free

to cry or laugh...

All right, my man.

Nice.

Have a good one.

Home sweet home.

Okay. The great Philly

cheesesteak debate.

We have two choices here,

the safe choice

called the coward's choice,

provolone on top.

We have the risk taker's

choice with canned cheese.

Canned cheese?

What are you,

risk taker or a--what?

Uh, whoa. Hey.

What'd I tell ya?

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