April Fool's Day Page #4

- You like it?

- I thought you needed the room.

- I'll find a use for it.

Muffy?

I know you and Arch had something

going before I met him.

Arch is sweet,

but he only has two expressions:

- Collar up and collar down.

- Yeah, I found that out.

I guess what I'm trying to say now is...

You always get there first,

but Chaz is mine, OK?

- What about Hal?

- Harvey? Mr Junior Achievement?

Oh, please!

Yuck!

Don't try to tell me you hadn't

thought of me in that way, Muffy.

Why, I felt a spark between us the

first time we laid eyes on each other

in Econ 3.45.

Just think of it, Muffy.

With my... my talent

and your...

...money. No.

All right.

We're going to have some privacy.

You've got to be kidding.

Unless Muffy knows something about us

we don't.

- Hold me, big fella! Hold me!

- Just holster it, cowboy!

Let's play "Hide the Sausage".

Pick it up!

Hold me like a man

can hold another man!

Why, just think of it, Muffers.

With my raw, driving talent...

...and your...

...your...

Wrong room.

Sh*t.

Come on!

Rob?

Are you still angry with me?

About dinner?

No.

I'm sorry. I'm not angry at you.

I'm just...

...just angry.

Jesus!

Very funny.

Muffy!

Arch!

Hi, Muff! Hi.

Do you know what time it is, love?

Goodnight.

Real funny, you guys!

Better ride than you could give me.

Hello?

Sh*t.

Who's there?

F***! Jesus Christ!

F***ing cat!

Oh, God.

Morning.

...a nightmare about Buck

and I don't know...

Good morning.

I was just hungry.

I must look a mess.

- Morning, Muff.

- I forgot to get dressed.

- So who made her night?

- I don't know.

- Where's Skip?

- That depends what he's on.

- You guys have got to be kidding.

- Have fun.

Hey, Nan, what about it?

Come on.

No, thanks.

Besides, I thought I'd wait

to see what Muffy wanted to do.

Chaz comes down...

He comes down with it...

That's my bad knee!

I've got Nikki, you get the ball.

I'm covering Nikki.

I've got her.

- She's covered.

- Harvey, Harvey!

Good one, Harve!

Good one!

Hey, Rob, what's wrong?

I'm just thinking...

...about that meeting

I had with my advisor.

- I feel like I'm going nowhere.

- He only said you weren't serious.

Kit, maybe it's crazy

you investing so much energy in me.

Sure, you feel this way about me now.

What about when I'm a TV repairman

- and all those other guys are...

- Rob, you're right.

I know. I told you. I'm right.

- You're right.

- I know. I'm right. I said I'm right.

- There's no question.

- I'm right.

You're a jerk.

Oh, God! I am.

Come here, baby.

Skip, you son-of-a-b*tch!

Skip!

Respectable Quaker couple

returning from an afternoon

of non-violent sex.

- So how was it?

- Where's Skip? Anybody seen him?

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