Alone on Valentine's Day! Page #2
Episode #8- Year:
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[Morality]:
-laughing- Well, I'm hopelessly crushed.[Thomas]:
Yeah, wow...[Morality]:
Look, the main point I wanted to get is that you should try to make them feel special! Don't talk about yourself so much and make sure they feel heard.[Princey]:
(upset) Not talk about me...[Logic]:
But then, why would they buy what you're selling if they don't know anything about you?[Princey]:
Agreed! There is a way to simultaneously make them feel special AND show them how awesome you are![Thomas]:
How?[Princey]:
You find out what might be making their life difficult.[Morality]:
(almost crying) Yeah?[Princey]:
And you kill it.[Anxiety]:
What??*ping*
[Princey]:
You there! Young maiden, what is burdening your life? Perhaps an evil stepmother? Or a dragon witch?[Logic]:
A dragon witch?[Valerie]:
Yes! This dragon witch has been ruining my life![Dragon Witch]:
F*ck you, Valerie.[Thomas]:
Is that a samurai sword?[Princey]:
-angry yell-*sword sounds and groans*
[Dragon Witch]:
Ahh, my spleen![Princey]:
All saved![Valerie]:
You made me feel special! And you are awesome![Princey]:
What can I say? I'm a mean spleen stabbin machine.[Logic]:
(whispering) In no reality would this be a situation.[Princey]:
And afterwards you do a grand gesture![Morality]:
That wasn't a grand gesture?[Princey]:
You wed them! Will you marry me?[Valerie]:
Yes! *gasps* (in Spanish) Ay, I have waited for you so long, Tomás... Do you really love me?[Princey]:
(Also Spanish) I assure you, I love you with all my heart.[Valerie]:
-sigh- Ay![Logic]:
How do you know Spanish?![Thomas]:
I don't even know Spanish,[Princey]:
Look, this is what you gotta do.[Anxiety]:
There is no way he could do any of that! Besides, weddings are nothing but outdated, expensive pageantry.[Princey]:
What?![Anxiety]:
Plus, the diamond industry is incredibly unethical.[Morality]:
What?![Logic]:
Sure! Have you heard of "blood diamonds"? They--[Thomas]:
Okay, stop. Don't... You are upsetting him.[Logic]:
Okay. Well...[Princey]:
So, we are at a loss for what to do...[Logic]:
There's gotta be something we haven't thought about![Morality]:
I'm feeling all types of bad.[Anxiety]:
-growls- This whole thing is pointless![Thomas]:
Yes! We already know your point of view.[Anxiety]:
Look, all I'm saying is this just a waste of time! Psyching yourself out over cheap tactics that have never been useful to you before, I mean, seriously, Thomas! In any past relationship you've ever been in, haven't they always developed when you least expected them to?[Thomas]:
Huh. You actually... have a point.
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