All Hallows' Eve 2

Oh, great spirit of Halloween.

I just really wanna know,

why is Robert not calling me?

A**hole.

Hey, Beth.

No, no, I'm fine.

I just saw a guy standing

across the street,

just staring at me, yeah,

it was really creepy.

I'm sure it's nothing.

No, no, I haven't heard

from Robert all night.

Beth, let me call

you right back,

I think someone is at the door.

Hello?

Hey, Beth.

Yeah.

Some creepy guy left

a VHS at my door.

Yeah, a tape.

I don't know,

some trick-or-treater

with nothing better to do.

Are you kidding,

of course I have a VCR.

You know how much better

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

looks on VHS than Blu-ray?

No, Blu-ray makes

everything look fake.

Okay, well, have fun.

I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Okay, bye.

When I was a little girl,

we used to

plant pumpkins in our backyard.

Did they have

pumpkins back then?

Yeah,

and they didn't cost

25 f***ing dollars either.

F***ing!

When can we go

trick-or-treating?

Don't you wanna make our

jack-o'- lantern first?

Why?

So we can put it out

here on the front steps.

Pumpkin soup, pumpkin bread,

pumpkin pie...

Maybe your mom can make you

pumpkin pancakes tomorrow.

Why don't you take one of your

crayons and draw the face?

You do it.

Do you want a happy face?

A scary face?

Scary face!

Excellent.

So what we're gonna first,

is cut a hole in the top.

Why?

So we can scoop

out the insides.

Like brains?

Yes, like brains.

Speaking of brains...

Looks like Elliott's

working late again.

When's

Daddy coming over?

Well, it better be

in the next 15 minutes

or somebody is not

having a happy Halloween.

Can pumpkins feel pain?

Of course not.

Like that lobster my dad threw

in the boiling water that time?

It screamed.

Okay, so why don't you

scoop out the insides?

Gross!

You want me to do it?

- No.

- Okay.

So while you are doing that,

I will separate the seeds.

Why?

So we can cook them.

Brains.

Good, now for the face.

Watch your hands.

Is that scary enough for you?

Wow!

Good.

Okay, so why don't you grab me

that candle over there?

All right.

Voila.

Hey, guys,

you got Elliott,

I can't take your

phone call right now

for whatever reason,

but you already know

what to do with the beep,

baby-boo, happy Halloweener.

Do you think I'm stupid?

Don't even bother coming over.

And tell Angie Del-Frisco

I said, hi.

Close your eyes.

They're closed.

Okay, now!

Oh!

It's supposed to scare you!

I'm terrified.

Do you want a pumpkin seed?

Don't, honey, he'll choke.

Here, here.

Okay, cough, cough!

Jack, cough!

Jack?

All right, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Your mom is gonna kill me.

Okay.

...Shut up, Oscar!

Okay.

What the...?

Jack?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, breathe, Jack.

Jack!

Trick or treat!

Ho, excuse me buddy.

Hello beautiful!

Lizzy?

Lizzy?

Easy, girl!

Trick or treat.

Stay there.

You be careful out there.

Knock, knock,

knock, knock, knock

Who's there?

Sam and Janet,

Sam and Janet who?

Trick or treat?

Aren't you all a little

late to be out this young?

Especially with...

Shh, I'll see what

I can find, shh!

It's not much, I'm afraid.

You should manage

more than anyone,

you're the devil.

Lucifer, Beelzebub,

the Horned One.

Go away.

Trick or treat.

You've got to be kidding me.

Go home,

there's nothing for you here.

Do kids even know Halloween?

Bad things happen

to trespassers.

Kate, get down here!

Trick or treat.

I said scram,

don't make me come out there,

go bother someone else

and leave us alone.

Now get the hell of my property!

Jack, they're kids.

Maybe we should let...

I think

they're leaving.

What if

they need our help?

Kate, it's not safe,

we can't just open the

door for anyone anymore.

They're kids.

They're hungry, we have enough.

No, we're not

taking that chance, not again!

They could be infected,

they could be crazy

for all we know, I mean,

they think it's Halloween!

I think it is Halloween.

They're getting

nothing from us, Kate.

We have to protect ourselves.

From what?

This?

Everything is gonna be okay.

I guess they're gone.

I don't see them anymore.

Good.

Let them go harass someone else.

Honey?

Kate?

Jack!

Kate, Kate!

Kate.

Jack.

Where's my wife,

what did you do with my wife?

What do you want, food?

Take it,

just take it and get out.

It's too late, Jack.

It's too late, Jack.

It's too late, Jack.

Too late, Jack.

Kate, Kate!

Happy Halloween.

Hey, relax.

It always happens

this way, remember.

It's not exactly

something you forget.

That's it.

So, go.

It's looking good, Dad.

It's not here.

- What?

- The meat.

It has to be,

you grabbed it, right?

I don't know,

I thought I did,

it was right there

on the table.

Well, did you or didn't you?

I thought I did!

Christ, you said

you had the meat!

I don't know, I don't know,

I was scared, I was rushing.

Unbelievable!

We're fine.

We'll figure this out.

We're f***ed.

You've got to go out there.

It's been years, Isaac,

he won't listen to me anymore,

he'll listen to you,

you haven't missed a year.

But this is your fault.

- This is your offering!

- I know.

Please.

Be ready to go.

Son...

thank you.

It's me!

My father's here.

But he made a mistake.

There's no meat.

It's a mistake,

we're sorry.

We'll bring double next time.

Please, just take what's here.

Please!

Oh, my God.

Forgive me.

Open the door,

open the f***ing door!

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