Alice's Adventures in Wonderland Page #4

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- But really, I'm--|- First verse.

You are old, Father William|the young man said

And your hair|has become very white

And yet you incessantly|stand on your head

Do you think at your age|it is right, it's right

Do you think at your age|it is right

Well, in me youth Father William|replied to his son

I'd do it again|and again and again

And I've done it again|and again and again

I wonder who lives here.

Mary Ann! Oh, drat that girl.|Where could she have put them?

- Mary Ann!|- The rabbit!

Mary Ann!

No use! Can't wait! I'm awfully late.|Oh, me. Oh, my. Oh, me. Oh, my.

Excuse me, sir, but--|but I've been trying to--

Why, Mary Ann!|What are you doing out here?

- Mary Ann?|- Don't just do something.|Stand there. No, no! Go, go!

- Go get my gloves. I'm late!|- But late for what?

- That's just what I--|- My gloves!

- At once! Do you hear?|- Goodness.

I suppose I'll be taking|orders from Dinah next.

Hmm. Now let me see.

If I were a rabbit, where|would I keep my gloves?

Oh! Thank you.

Don't mind if I do.

Oh, no, no, not again.

Oh! Mary Ann!

Now you see here,|Mary Ann. Help!

I need help!|Whoo-hoo! Ha! Oh!

No! Help!

Monster! Help! Assistance!

- Oh, dear.|- A monster! A monster, Dodo!

- In my house, Dodo. Oh,|my poor little-bitty house.|- The dodo.

Steady. Steady, old chap. Can't|be as bad as all that, you know.

Oh, my poor roof and rafters.|All my walls and-- There it is!

By Jove!|Jolly well is, isn't it?

Well, do something, Doo-doo.

Yes, indeed. An extraordinary|situation, but, uh--

But, but, but, but, but what?

But I have a very|simple solution.

- Thank goodness.|- W-W-W-What is it?

- Simply pull it out the chimney.|- Yes, g-g-go on, go on. Pull it out.

Who, me?|Don't be ridiculous.

What we need is a-- Uh--

- A lizard with a ladder!|- Hmm? Oh! Bill!

Bill! We need a lazard with|a lidder-- A lidder-- A b-b-b---

- Can you help us?|- At your service, governor.

Bill, me lad, have you|ever been down a chimney?

Why, governor, I've been|down more chimneys--

Excellent, excellent.|You just pop down the chimney...

and haul that monster|out of there.

Right-o, governor.|Monster?

Steady now. There.|That's better.

Bill, lad, you're passing up|a golden opportunity.

- I am?|- You can be famous.

- I can?|- Of course!

There's a brave lad.|In you go now.

Nothing to it, old boy.|Simply tie your tail...

around the monster's neck|and drag it out.

- B-But-But, governor--|- Good luck, Bill.

Well, there goes Bill.

- Poor Bill.|- Uh,

perhaps we should try|a-a more energetic remedy.

Yes! Anything, anything.|But hurry!

Oh, I-I propose|that we, uh--

- Yes, go on, go on. Yes, yes.|- I propose we, uh--

Oh!

By Jove! That's it.|We'll burn the house down.

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