Ace Ventura Jr: Pet Detective

Synopsis: The son (Josh Flitter) of a supersleuth comes to the rescue when his mother is the prime suspect in the kidnapping of a baby panda.
Genre: Action, Crime, Family
Year:
2009
80 Views


I've got you now.

That's it,

my little misunderstood friend.

Nibble the powdery cinnamon bliss.

No! Your path ends in death!

(woman screams)

(baby cries)

(baby giggles)

(people gasp)

Nooooooo!

You have been saved.

No charge.

Aaargh!

This is certainly an ironic situation,

with an apex predator there

and me over here,

holding this little guy

at the bottom of the food chain and all.

Hey, Mom!

Look what I found.

Ace Irwin Ventura, get out of that habitat

and away from that man-eating alligator this instant!

OK.

Stay!

Aaaaargh!

- How many times have I told y ou?

- A million.

- Visiting me...

...is a privilege.

- And this is the last time I get to come here if I'm...

...going to behave this way.

- I'm serious, Ace.

- You're alway s serious, Mom.

- And do y ou knowwhy?

- Because y ou're not gonnalose me like y ou lost Dad.

I'm sorry, Mom.

I don't knowwhy I had to save him, I just did.

It's a mouse, Ace.

That's why we have traps here.

You are not - I repeat, not - responsible

for every stray animal

in every corner of this planet.

- I'm not?

- No!

Now give me the mouse.

And the hedgehog.

And the guinea pig.

And the ferret.

And the toad.

Oh! There we go.

What?

- Baby gator.

- What baby gator?

Fine. Here.

Nowy ou're late for school.

Let's go.

- Hey, what's that?

- Ace!

- What's going on over here?

- Honey. Honey, come back here.

- Ace. OK, look...

- Pong Ping?

The Chinese governmentloaned us Pong Ping

and Ting Tang, the world's mostfamous pandas.

There's gonna be an unveiling

nextweek. Now...

I know. I promise.

No try ing to find missing pets

or helping animals or any thing.

- Even if they're about to get run over.

- OK, that's notwhat I mean.

And I will try to be normal.

Thank y ou, A.J.

Nowwill y ou please go to school?

OK.

(bell rings)

(Ace Jr.) Normal.

Normal.

Must be normal.

(boy) Tara,

is it true what happened to y our pet?

Yeah. I woke up this morning

and my pet rabbit Mimzy was totally gone.

Rabbit. Mimzy. Lost!

- Of course we're depressed.

- Our skunk's been missing twwo weeks.

We're emotional wrecks about it.

I will be normal.

- My friend can'tfind her chinchilla.

- (boy) This is really weird.

It's an animal-nabbing epidemic!

- (boy) Laura, what abouty ou?

- You think that's bad?

The other day, Greeny, my incredibly rare

emerald-green koi fish, vanished out of the aquarium.

Aargh!

(PA) Yourattention, please.

I have some sad news.

Mr. Chompers,

ourbeloved swim-team mascot, has gone missing.

Any studentwith information

is requested to reportto the pool immediately.

Well, he's gone.

Do y ou know

where our mascot is or not?

- Well, I wouldn't say I knowwhere he is.

- Buty ou knowwho took him?

- Not exactly.

- Buty ou have some kind oflead?

- Define "lead."

- Forget this loser.

No. Wait!

I can find him.

- What makes y ou think that?

- I just... know I can.

Ooh, what are y ou?

Some kind of pet...

finder guy?

(girls laugh)

Just give me four day s.

What have y ou got to lose?

You got 72 hours.

OK. 72 hours.

That's like... twwo weeks.

That's great!

(dog barks)

I knowwhat Mom said, but this is important.

She won'tfind out.

(whimpers)

Cowboy up, dog,

because we're notjust gonna go find Mr. Chompers.

I hear a whole lot oflost pets

calling my name.

(rings bell)

That'll do it.

- This is the busiest intersection in town, Ox.

- (brakes screech and carcrashes)

Thousands of people will see this.

Recognize y our Mimzy?

- No.

- Number three, hop to the right.

Uh-oh.

Number one justwent number twwo.

Numberfour,

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David Mickey Evans

David Mickey Evans (born October 20, 1962) is an American film director and screenwriter. His films tend to focus on children and the challenges of childhood. A baseball fan, Evans directed and co-wrote The Sandlot (1993). more…

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