A Perfect World: The Making of 'The Stepford Wives' Page #4

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- Hi.

- Corporate attorney.

But he's getting the help

that he needs.

- Stop it.

- You stop it.

- We're new.

- Oh, my God, Joanna Eberhart.

- l love the shows.

- Oh, thank you.

And Bobbie Markowitz.

Love the books.

Jerry, how did this happen?

Where did you come from?

l mean, right here in Stepford.

People.

Attention, attention,

Fourth of July funsters,

grab your partners because it's time

for some sizzling Stepford

square dancing, so come on in.

- Square dancing?

- Cowgirls?

- We're in hell.

- Come on, Bobbie.

- Howdy.

- Howdy.

OK, everybody ready to kick up

your heels

for some barn-busting Stepford

high-stepping?

OK.

Bow to your partners

Lose your cares

- There you go.

- Stepford staIIions Iove their mares

AII men Ieft, aII men right

Rope that fiIIy, she won't bite

AII join hands and circIe sweet

PIease your cowboy with your feet

- Nice shirt, Stan.

- Thanks.

Yippee-ki-yay, yippee-ki-yay,

yippee-ki-yay, yippee-ki-yay,

yippee-ki-yay, yippee-ki-yay,

- yippee-ki-yay, yippee-ki-yay,

- Honey.

- yippee-ki-yay, yippee-ki-yay.

- Calm down.

Do-si-do, do-si-do,

do-si-do, do-si-do,

- Whoa, back up, guy.

- do-si-do, do-si-do, do-si-do...

Jesus.

Do-si-do, do-si-do,

do-si-do, do-si-do.

- Excuse me. Excuse me.

- ls she all right?

- lt's OK.

- Excuse me.

- Do-si-do.

- All right. OK. Don't try to move her.

- She's drunk.

- There's no need, thank you.

- She's blond.

- l'm her husband.

- Do-si-do.

- Jo, you're not a doctor.

Walter, l can take care of this.

l ran a network.

Walter, l can take care of this.

l ran a network.

- Somebody call 91 1 .

- Mike's here.

Mike.

- Mike.

- Do-si-do.

Do-si-do, do-si-do, do-si-do.

- Mike.

- lt's OK. l'm here.

Walter, the missus.

- The missus?

- Jo, Jo.

Walter, what is your problem?

- Excuse me.

- Stand back, please.

- Hey! Excuse...

- Excuse me.

- What was that?

- Herb, Dave,

give me a hand, and we'll get

Sarah right into my Hummer.

- Your Hummer?

- lt's a sweet ride.

- lt's roomy.

- Here you go.

We need an ambulance.

You shouldn't be moving her.

She might need oxygen, paramedics.

Everything isn't always

about you, Jo.

Walter.

She'll be fine. lt's too much sun.

She's dehydrated.

- Dehydrated? Are you crazy?

- Jo. l'm sorry about this, Mike.

Joanna. Joanna, this is

a very special moment.

- l would like you to meet...

- Mike Wellington.

My husband.

- Oh...

- And you must be the famous Joanna.

You're even prettier

than in the newspapers.

- They don't do you justice.

- Excuse me, that woman is very sick.

Thank you. l should be going

with her.

She'll get all the help she needs.

Trust me, little lady.

That woman had a seizure,

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