A Midsummer's Fantasia Page #2

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JULIUS KLINGHOFFER.

HERE.

ALL RIGHT.

LIL'--LIL' ROMEO?

YO, WHUZZUP? I'M

OVER HERE, WO DAT.

OK.

LIL' ROMEO'S

IN THE HOUSE.

I'M DOWN WITH THAT.

TINA MICHAELS?

Jindraike on TV:

AND NOW...

THIS IS PRINCIPAL JINDRAIKE.

ALL STUDENTS WILL REPOR TO THE ASSEMBLY HALL

DURING THIRD PERIOD

FOR A SPECIAL PRESENTATION.

ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY.

ALL MUST ATTEND.

NOT ATTENDING IS PROHIBITED.

THAT IS ALL.

THANK YOU.

YES! THE REVIEWS ARE IN.

HAA! JINDRAIKE,

2 THUMBS UP.

[LAUGHTER]

Jindraike:

I LAUGHED, I CRIED.

THE MAN'S A GENIUS.

Mrs. Rangoon:

PRINCIPAL JINDRAIKE!

WHAT IS IT NOW, RANGOON?

THE RED LIGHT'S

STILL ON.

I'M WELL AWARE OF THAT.

[LAUGHING]

Boy:

DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE!

GOOD MORNING.

I'M MS. DINGMAN,

AND WELCOME TO LIFE SCIENCE.

[WHIMPERS]

YOU OK?

I CAN'T FEEL

MY FINGERS.

[GULP]

...LIKE THIS.

PHEROMONES.

NATURE'S DATING SERVICE.

ODORLESS, COLORLESS.

IT'S HOW MANY SPECIES

ATTRACT MATES.

A CHEMICAL PROCESS

WHICH CAUSES:

AN IRRESISTIBLE:

ATTRACTION...

[STUDENTS GASP]

IN THE...AHEM...

OPPOSITE SEX.

[GULP]

ALLOW ME:

TO DEMONSTRATE.

WOULD SOMEONE LIKE

TO OPEN THE WINDOW

FOR ME, PLEASE?

Boys:
OOH!

OOH! OOH!

YOU IN THE...ROBE.

Boys:
AW.

[BRACK]

[BRACK]

Boy:
WOW,

THAT'S COOL!

Ms. Dingman:

YOU SEE?

IRRESISTIBLE.

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

[BRITNEY SPEARS' ...BABY,

ONE MORE TIME PLAYING]

OH, BABY, BABY

EH, EH

[MUSIC SLOWS AND STOPS]

ARE YOU OK?

YEAH! YEAH.

I'M FINE.

YOU LOOK KIND OF

FAMILIAR.

I DELIVER YOUR PAPER.

UM, I'M MAX, JENNA.

OH, YEAH.

SO, YOU GO TO SCHOOL

HERE NOW?

YOU PLAY:

TH-THE CLARINET.

FIRST CHAIR.

I'M IN BAND, TOO.

I PLAY THE BASSOON.

HMM. WELL,

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

I'LL SEE YOU,

UH, BASSOON.

SEE YOU BASSOON?

ECCH! STUPID!

MAX KEEBLE.

TROY!

TROY McGINTY,

HOW ARE YA?

FIRST VICTIM:

OF THE YEAR THERE, BUDDY.

IT'S A BIG HONOR.

Max:

YOU KNOW THE GUY

YOU USED TO HANG OUT WITH

WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE,

BUT AS YOU GOT OLDER YOU WEN IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS?

WELL, TROY McGINTY

WASN'T ALWAYS A BULLY.

I REMEMBER WHEN HE CAME

TO MY FOURTH BIRTHDAY.

THE THEME WAS:

MacGOOGLES THE FROG.

MacGoogles the Frog:

MacGOOGLES IS ME NAME

I LIKE A SWAMPY BOG

IT'S TIME

TO PLAY A GAME:

WITH YOUR FAVORITE

HIGHLAND FROG:

I DON'T LIKE

MacGOOGLE!

HE'S NOT REAL, TROY.

HE'S JUS A TV CHARACTER.

IS THERE:

A WEE LITTLE LADDIE

HAVIN' HIS BIRTHDAY TODAY?

MacGOOGLE! HE'S

TRYING TO EAT ME!

SCAREDY-CAT,

SCAREDY-CAT...

TROY, IT'S ME, MR. KEEBLE.

MacGOOGLES ATE

MAX'S DADDY!

AAH!

Max:
TROY HAD GROWN

A LOT SINCE THEN.

WHOA! WHOA!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]

WHERE'S MAX?

I DON'T KNOW.

WASN'T IT YOUR TURN

TO WATCH HIM?

Troy:
WELCOME TO

COOKING WITH TROY.

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