A Merry Friggin' Christmas Page #5
all this Santa crap is for babies!
Every dumb-ass knows
there's no such thing!
Shut up! Shut your mouth! Shut your
big, eating mouth! Right now, shut it!
- Santa will find me here, right Dad?
- Of course he will, Bug.
In fact, Santa just texted me to say
that he made you an amazing present!
But you're gonna have to
Okay.
Look at this pile of crap. This country's
so damn excessive it makes me wanna puke.
Oh put a sock in it, Mitchler.
Well, they're all down.
- Oh that's super, honey.
- Good job.
- Where's Douglas' stuff?
- Oh gosh, buried in there somewhere.
- Everything's out of the car?
- I got the last of it out of there.
Well, none of it's here.
None of Douglas' presents are here.
No, that's impossible. You put
them in the car this morning.
- I didn't, you did.
- No, you gave me the thumbs up!
- Meaning you do it, and you nodded!
- Wait, what are you two saying?
- Boyd...
- Not Boyd, Luann!
Boyd and I left all of
Douglas' stuff in Chicago.
- Oh, jeez.
- It's gonna be fine!
We'll think of something! Right?
Oh I have an idea.
What's it called, Toys "R"...
Us.
Babe, the mall closes at six, all right?
Just sit there and look pretty.
Okay, listen, Randy Sickle over there
in Commercial, they're open 24 hours,
we'll go over there, pick him up maybe
one of those singing bass plaques
and a mesh hat.
Hey, come on, he's seven.
Throw in a pack of grape hike shoes
boom, it's done. What do you say?
the difference. "Christmas, hey!"
That's exactly what you would do!
Nice parenting, really nice!
Last time I checked, it ain't exactly great
parenting ruining your kid's Christmas,
- Prime Time!
- I should knock you on your ass.
Oh really? Bring it Sally!
I'd love to see you try! Come on!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Now if we're gonna do this,
we're gonna need some ground rules.
I'm going. I'm driving back.
It's not even 11.
until he's up. I'm going.
- Boyd, don't go!
- You can't do it, it's too far!
He's not going anywhere,
Donna, he's all show and no go.
Boyd. Boyd, stop.
You've had four hours of sleep.
You're gonna kill yourself!
Any day now, Douglas is gonna wake up and
realize the world is a mean, nasty place
where your hopes and dreams
eventually get smashed to bits.
- I'm sorry, who needs this?
If I can just make him believe
for one more Christmas.
Having Christmas is
not about stuff, Boyd.
Look, just wait. Okay, go tomorrow,
when you've had some sleep.
We'll say that we delayed Christmas
a day. We'll make it fun.
I understand.
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