A Merry Friggin' Christmas Page #3
This is perfect.
Stop! Don't hurt me!
Don't... don't...
- Dad, you okay?
- I'm fine.
You're welcome, anytime.
You're family.
You okay?
Puba!
Dougie Doodle!
How are you, little bugger?
Everybody get together for a quick photo,
and then we gotta get ready for church.
That glorious song of old.
From angels bending near the earth.
goodwill to men from
heavens all gracious king.
I really don't know the words to say.
So now I don't have to sing.
Well, of course most of you
remember my wife, Cindy,
and might have known
that when I was in basic,
over by Fort Digs, she ran
off with this Mexican guy,
league ball for the Wombats.
Pretty halfway decent shortstop.
Anyhow, he got her pregnant,
this Mexican guy did,
house one day, and goes,
"Hey Nelson, would you mind looking
after the baby for a while?"
And I said, "Yeah,
yeah sure, no sweat."
And anyhow, that was six months ago
and I still got this kid of hers, so.
He don't have a name that I know of,
so I've just been calling him Baby.
But you know, he is
a real, real good boy.
And that's why I want
to name him Boyd,
after my own big brother, who is
just a heck of a good guy himself.
So, I am presenting Boyd Jr.
As a candidate for holy baptism.
Except I figure I'm
gonna call him BJ.
Welcome to the family, BJ.
Dear God, I look around this
table, and I see a family.
I know we're not perfect, Lord God,
even though some people think they are.
We've all got foibles,
peccadilloes if you will.
I'm not gonna name names, Dave;
It's not the time or the place.
Anyhow I just want to say,
thank you, Lord Jesus,
Lamb of God, for bringing
us together here.
And now each one of us is gonna say
something they're thankful for.
- Donna, do it.
- Oh,
christening went okay.
But mostly I'm thankful
we're all here together.
That's a dream for me.
- Skol.
- Skol!
It's a prayer Donna,
not a toast, come on.
- Shauna, you're up.
- Oh. I'm grateful
that through the grace
of our Lord Jesus Christ,
I'm able to forgive all of you for
all the pain you've caused me,
and, thanks to me and
Dave's marriage counsellor,
we are back on the marriage train,
and we are gonna ride it all
the way into the station.
Right?
Well, I got one. I thank God that he
gave me the ability to give 110 percent,
and take first for the WISEA
under-fourteen regionals.
WISEA stands for Wisconsin
Competitive Eating Association.
Rancer ate 27 Johnsonville
brats in five minutes.
- That's a lot of brats.
- Way to go, Rance.
That is... that is really neat.
Let's give it the devil, Rancer.
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