A Kid in King Arthur's Court Page #3

[ Stones Creaking ]

These Were Once Merlin's

Quarters. 'Tis Now My

Father's Private Sanctuary.

[ Cal ]

Is That--

Aw, It Can't Be.

Oh, That. That's Just

Father's Old Sword.

"Old Sword" ?

That's Excalibur.

My, Thou Dost

Know A Lot.

I Watch A Lot Of Cnn.

No One's Touched It

In Years.

'Tis True.

Wow, You Even Have

A Hot Tub.

'Tis The Well Of Destiny.

Oh.

That Is All That

Remains Of Merlin.

If There Is A Way Home,

It Will Be In There.

Sweet.

Quick.

Someone Comes.

Hurry !

Here Is Where

We Must Part.

There's Something

Very Special About You,

Calvin Of Reseda.

Perhaps Your Arrival Here

Was No Accident.

Hey, How Do I Get Back ?

Follow The Wall.

It Stops At Your Quarters.

Good Night, Sir.

Ah, The Knight I Sent For.

Come To The Well

So That I May Gaze

Upon The Face Of Greatness.

Who Said That ?

Come.

Come.

We Haven't Much Time.

Is Someone Down There ?

What Are You Doing Here, Boy ?

Stand Aside So I May See

My Great Warrior.

Where Is He ?

Come, Come.

Step Forward.

Um, I Hate To Tell You This,

But I'm The Only One Here.

- You Must Be Joking.

- No.

You're Merlin, Right ?

Something Has Gone

Horribly Wrong. What Was

That Wretched Spell I Cast ?

Half A Quart Of Pig Vomit

And The Two Monkey Bladders ?

- Pig Vomit ?

- Or Was It

The Other Way Around ?

Good Lord !

Oh, I Get It.

This Is All A Big Mistake.

That's Okay.

Everybody Picks Me Last.

No, I Couldn't

Have Got It Wrong.

But Look At You !

What Manner Of Armor

Is That ? And That Animal

Sleeping On Your Head.

Animal ?

It's My Hair !

Look, Your Wetness,

I Don't Understand

Any Of This.

- And What Am I Doing Here ?

- I Brought You Here...

To Save Camelot.

- Me ?

- Arthur Is In Trouble. His

Kingdom Has Been Shattered...

By The Iron Fist

Of Lord Belasco.

Oh, The Dork

In The Purple Dress.

We've Met.

And You Haven't Seen

The Last Of Him.

He Is A Dangerous Man.

He Means To Steal Camelot

From Arthur. And You...

Are Going To Stop Him.

Look, You Definitely

Have The Wrong Guy.

Why Don't You

Just Send Me Home ? I Mean,

My Family Really Needs Me.

Camelot Needs You !

[ Groaning ]

Help Arthur

Find His Way Back,

And I Will Help You

Find Yours.

[ Sighs ]

[ Battle Cry,

Shield Clanging ]

Nicely Done.

Thank You.

Now, Would You

Care To Show Us How

It Is Done In Reseda ?

Uh, Actually I Was

Hoping For A Desk Job.

As From Today,

You're A Knight

In Training.

Thanks, But I Won't

Be Here That Long.

Don't Tell Me...

A Brave Lad Like You,

Who Faced The Full Fury

Of The Black Knight,

Is Afraid Of A Dummy.

Uh, No Way.

I Was Just Testing You.

[ Clangs ]

God, These Things

Are A Lot Heavier

Than They Look On Tv.

"Tv" ? One Of Your

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