A Kid in His Mother's Milk Page #4

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I just figured you would

rather do it yourself.

All of this so you can have

lactating breasts

to suck on, Claude?

It doesn't make any sense.

I'm sure there

are women you can pay

to satisfy your fetish.

Look on the web. Hire a wet-nurse.

You don't need

to go through all of this.

-You think I haven't tried that?

-What happened?

-I hired a professional that

specializes in my fetish,

as you called it.

-And that wasn't enough?

Why not?

-It was just different.

-What was different about it?

-I can't explain it.

It just was.

-What about the baby?

-What about it?

-What do you intend

to do with it?

-Whatever you like.

You can keep it if you'd like.

-And raise it in this dungeon?

You really are crazy.

-Then I will drop it off

anonymously at a hospital.

It doesn't matter.

Now, first things first.

You are so absolutely beautiful.

You're radiant.

How can you miss the sun

when you are the sun?

You radiate warmth and light.

You obliterate the darkness.

-You're drunk, Claude.

-A bit. But as the saying goes,

in vino veritas.

-Why have you been

drinking so much?

-Because you've

been in my dreams.

-So, I don't see

the connection.

-It's not good for you

to be in my dreams.

I need to keep you

out of my dreams.

-I still don't see why

that makes you drink.

-Because when I drink, I'm

not haunted by my dreams.

The night passes in

silence and darkness.

That's what I

need when I sleep.

And you, as the

light of the day.

Good night, and sweet

dreams to you, my love.

-Who's a famous mathematician

that starts with an E?

-Euclid.

-It's five letters.

-Euler.

-That starts with an E?

-Yes.

-How do you spell it?

-E-U-L-E-R.

-Thank you.

-Well, I'm going

to make us lunch.

Would you care for

anything in particular?

-Yeah. I'm craving

pickles and ice cream.

-Pickles and ice cream?

-Don't you know what that means?

-No.

-It means the turkey baster and

I are going to have a baby.

-Really?

I got you this.

I thought you might like

to wear it for dinner.

-How did you know my size?

The woman at the store

was quite helpful.

-Will you wear it?

-Why?

-I don't know. I thought

you would look nice in it.

-I didn't think that

mattered to you.

-Will you wear it?

-I'll wear it but

on one condition.

-What's that?

-I want a mirror, and

not just a small one,

but big enough to see

how the dress fits.

-I think I can

accommodate that.

-I like this wine.

What kind is it?

-It is a Ribera del

Duero from Spain.

It's made from the

Tempranillo grape.

I like it too.

-It tastes rather charcolately.

-Charcolately.

I like that. It is earthy, a

hint of charcoal, a bit of

chocolate in the finish.

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