A Birder's Guide to Everything Page #6
And maybe Juliana's not your
favorite person in the world.
Dad, I really don't
want to talk about this.
Fast-forward. 10 years from now.
Who's gonna care?
She's gonna be your really cool
kick-ass mom.
You gotta look at things
like everything happens for a reason.
- What?
- You know, what might--
"For a reason"?
You know, I shouldn't have
said that.
That's not
what I meant to say.
- What I meant--
- No.
- Bullshit.
- Come on, David.
[ Laughing ]
Here I come.
[ Chattering, laughing ]
You are too fast!
I gotcha!
Sorry I'm late.
Have we confirmed
he knows we're coming? -Yes.
Eric!
[ Rock, muffled ]
[ Continues ]
Timmy. My man.
Eric. My man.
[ Chuckles ] You think I could
grab those keys now?
Oh. Yeah.
The keys. Totally.
Could you go
get them now? -Sure.
You're Eric's cousin?
Yeah.
F-first cousin.
Hmm.
These are--
[ Scoffs ]
These are keys
to a kryptonite bike lock.
Wait. You wanted
to borrow my car?
- Yeah.
- Timmy!
- I'm not going to lend you my car.
- Why not?
For, like,
several reasons.
There are insurance issues that would
not be easy to resolve, to say the least.
I have no reason to believe that
you or any of your friends
are safe and/or reliable drivers,
not to mention Trish and I have plans
to use the car...
to go up to Sheep's Meadow
to hang out and smoke weed.
He does make some
convincing arguments.
- Thank you.
[ Timmy ] Fine!
Well, thanks anyway, Eric.
You're a real cool guy.
P.S. Grandma thinks
you're a communist.
I am a communist.
Bye, Timmy's
little friends.
Bye. Bye.
Bye.
I hate him.
If he hadn't DJ'd
my bar mitzvah,
my life would be a lot better
right now, believe you me.
So, is Trish
Eric's steady girlfriend?
What?
Oh! I found it!
[ Groans ]
Ever drive a cabriolet,
Peter?
Absolutely not.
What? You're the only one
with a license.
I'm not driving
a stolen car, guys.
[ David ] It's not a stolen car.
We'll bring it back tomorrow.
He'll just think
he forgot where he parked it, right?
Come on, man. This is your chance
to not be a total p*ssy.
You can impress
an actual girl.
It's exciting.
Ellen?
what he wants.
But, yeah,
I-I would be impressed.
Very impressed.
Thanks.
[ Horn honks ]
[ POP:
Man singing ][ Horn honks ]
[ Timmy ] Peter, just merge!
You have no idea what kind
of pressure this is. No idea.
Okay, well,
you don't have to spaz.
Are you gonna
keep it under 35? -Yes.
I am.
That's probably
more dangerous.
Timmy?
Holy sh*t.
What is this?
Is that crack cocaine?
- I have no idea. Maybe.
- "Maybe"?
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