A Birder's Guide to Everything Page #5
[ Chuckles ]
Thank you.
[ Classical ]
[ Peter ] All right, so given the
expected speed of the labrador duck...
[ Continues ] the bird will be
forced to rest in this 15-mile radius...
encompassing Cedar Lake
at Cockaponset.
Okay, well, I'm putting my money
on Cockaponset.
And not just because it has
the word "cock" in it.
Well, I still maintain
it's a long shot at best,
but as places go,
it is more likely than most.
On the transportation front, my cousin
Eric said he'd loan me some wheels.
He did? -Yeah.
He's a cool guy. He likes me a lot.
[ Doorbell rings ] Hey, isn't your dad
getting married this weekend?
Yep.
This is way more important.
[ Juliana ] David?
- Yeah?
David--
oh, hi, boys!
- Hello, Mrs. Santos.
- Juliana-- oww.
David,
there's somebody here to see you.
A girl from your school,
I think.
- Go on in, hon.
[ CLASSICAL:
Off ]You stole the lens?
- Preposterous.
- What's "Project Anus"?
Anas. Okay?
And it's none of your business.
Just give me the lens.
And what evidence do you have of
this alleged theft of this alleged lens?
Well, it was there earlier
this afternoon.
I gave him the keys, he went
into the lab, and then it was gone.
Circumstantial. -It's sitting
right next to you.
- Oh, damn it, Peter!
- Oh, my god.
Have you ever heard of
a labrador duck?
I still don't get why
- Anas!
[ David ] It's Latin for "duck."
- You guys speak Latin?
- Yeah. Sometimes.
You could come
with us.
the first photo of this extinct duck?
Yeah.
Definitely.
If I come,
I'm taking the picture.
No, you're not. Okay?
That's not a possibility.
- Take it or leave it.
- We'll take it.
When do we leave? -7:00 AM.
From Timmy's cousin's house.
25 Southridge Drive.
Cool.
Where the hell
did that come from?
She made me nervous.
Okay?
On the flip side, one or possibly more
of us will get some action this weekend.
- Most likely be me.
[ David ] Nope. Not going to happen.
Hey.
Need some help?
I got it.
- Just help him, Donnie.
- Yeah.
- Where you going?
- Timmy's.
- Huh.
- Sleeping over tonight.
You know, uh,
I'm getting married... Tomorrow.
I'll be back
in plenty of time.
Yeah, uh--
Come on, Dad.
It's important. I gotta go.
All right--
okay.
Okay. Okay.
I know I'm supposed to give you
your grieving space.
Don't quote
Dr. Schultz.
It's just, you know,
the rehearsal is at 10:00 AM.
- Rehearsal?
- Yeah.
The rehearsal is walking from one side
of the lawn to the other. Right?
[ Sighs ]
Okay, Dave, com--
Time out.
You know? I-I--
All right, I know. I get that it's
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