A Birder's Guide to Everything Page #4
Which means you need
to get a move on.
The labrador is closely related
to sea ducks such as eiders.
maybe even migrating with scoters.
Now, the good news
for you is...
That it'll be attracted to
the largest inland bodies of water...
before
it hits the coast.
My guess is it'll be in southern
Connecticut by sun fall tomorrow.
So you think it's actually possible
to find it again?
I do. But I must warn you,
I love the chase.
I don't know whether
you've read my memoir--
Look To The Skies.
I've read it five times. -[ Chuckles ]
Then I don't need
to tell you...
that I spent 15 months
in Ecuador...
tracking the pale-headed
brush-finch,
only to learn that it was a mere
white-headed brush-finch.
If I had faced facts
a few days earlier,
you'd be looking
at a man with--
[ Tapping ]
two legs.
I won't deny it. I'm starting to get
very jealous of you lads.
We have, um, modern european
history class in 25 minutes.
Fair enough.
Well, do keep me informed.
Never hesitate to call.
Oh, and one piece of advice
from an old twitcher--
get yourselves a better camera,
one with a strong telephoto lens.
Having the wrong gear is precisely
why this photo is ultimately useless.
Good luck, gentlemen.
Dr. Konrad.
Mr. Konrad?
Could you,
um, s-sign my book?
- First edition.
- Yeah.
"Portnoy."
Was your mother
Dorothy Portnoy?
Y-you know my mother?
Of course.
Back in
the '80s and '90s,
she helped pioneer
the use of marine radar...
to predict
migrant fall-outs.
She was a real unsung hero
of birding.
That must have been
awful.
I'm deeply sorry
for your loss.
[ Pen scratching
on paper ]
- Why?
- It's way too intense.
I'm sorry, but this would take
[ Sighs ] Okay.
Move to discuss.
Um, second.
All right, the chair recognizes
Timothy Barsky.
Thank you.
Mr. Chairman, Mr. Portnoy.
Simply put,
we must find this bird.
a new hope for YBS,
which frankly is
on the brink of collapse.
I think with
the right publicity,
the sighting of a labrador duck
could boost membership...
and the three of us
could reap untold rewards,
fame-wise, money-wise
and vagina-wise.
Thank you.
That's all, Mr. Chairman.
I concur.
Move to vote.
Second.
All in favor of searching
for the extinct labrador duck?
[ Both ]
Yea.
All opposed?
Nay.
Motion passes
two to one.
- I'll draw up the budget.
- You don't have to.
I want to.
- Yeah?
- Hey, uh--
I left something
in the lab yesterday.
Oh. Okay.
I'm Ellen,
by the way.
What?
We're in a class together,
so I'm telling you who I am.
Oh.
Oh, hi.
Hi. There you go.
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