A Birder's Guide to Everything Page #2
For reference, I cite the alleged
sun grebe last summer.
I didn't have a picture-- -With all due
respect, there's a credibility gap here.
Mr. Barsky?
While I appreciate the spirit
of David's proposal--
a rare bird sighting certainly could
reverse sinking membership.
But in my opinion
more aggressive recruitment strategies,
like getting a hang glider.
- Thank you.
- That's all, Mr. Chairman.
- All for finding David's duck?
- Yea.
All opposed?
[ Both ] Nay.
The motion is defeated
by a vote of two to one.
[ Snaps ]
Damn it.
[ Dog barking ]
[ Dad ]
Dave?
Dave, is that you?
Come up here.
- Hey.
- Hey.
So I've got everything kinda
sorted out into three main groups.
Uh, save, throw,
charity.
You got something on your lip.
What's that? -Nothing.
Pen exploded.
Wait.
Are you kidding?
I thought I'd save
the good ones.
for all of these.
Okay, well, yeah, you're right.
I don't know what I was thinking.
Of course we'll keep that.
What's this?
[ Sighs ]
The blender?
You know what?
Juliana's got a really nice blender.
I was thinking
we could give that one to Ted.
I'd rather
we gave Juliana's to Ted.
Sure.
Listen, I'll tell you what.
I have to meet the string quartet
in, like, literally--
Stay.
..10 minutes.
So why don't you do this.
Take these, mark what you want to keep.
The rest we'll either chuck or give to
the goodwill. All right? Problem solved?
Fine.
- Yeah?
- See you.
Yeah.
[ Guitar ]
[ Man ] They say I should
pack it all in
But you're
all I've ever known
For me
it's beginning again
'Cause I just can't
let go
[ Vocalizing ]
[ Mom ] You're the camera guy
now, huh? [ David ] Yeah.
You should be looking
for birds, not mom.
Birds.
Birds, not me.
[ David ] Yeah.
[ Mom ] Yeah.
Amici, romani, cives--
- Where the hell is david?
- He's right there.
[ Timmy ] Not cool, man.
- Sorry.
Where the hell have you been?
We're in crisis mode here. -Sorry.
I think I may have
found a-- Oh, wow.
Look at Chad.
Fortuna bona sit.
Globos meos lambe.
scoter, eider,
including the palearctic
and neotropical options,
and none of them
are a match.
This again?
Did you even sleep?
So then I thought
maybe it's rarer than those.
Well, the critically endangered ducks
consist of the west indian whistling,
the laysan
and the white-headed duck.
But it's not any of those.
So what's rarer
than critically endangered?
[ Teacher ]
Prompti conicite!
Nothing. After critically endangered
it goes extinct.
Exactly.
Oh, my--
oh, damn it.
Camptorhynchus labradorius.
This would be so huge.
If Evelyn Reed knew
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