A Beginner's Guide to Endings Page #4
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Now there's no easy way to say this,
so I'm just gonna come out and say it.
Nuts, Cal, Jacob...
Boys...
- Excuse me?
- What?
- We are gonna...?
- Yes, it's...
- Let me see the dam n--
- Let me read it!
"And it's my fault."
The side effects of Affekterol
are mood swings and loose bowels.
The one long-term side effect
is much worse:
permanent cardiovascular damage.
Affekterol weakens the walls
of your ticker.
Now a stiff breeze could do you in.
It's bloody amazing none of you
have cashed out already.
Now, I figure a man who's done
what I've done is only fit for the grave.
I can't look at you boys.
Or myself.
So I'm gonna go on dying,
'cause I can't go on living.
Goodbye, boys.
I love you all...
...even if I never
did show it very well.
- Maybe it's just all a mistake.
- Take Todd and Juicy home.
- Maybe Duke just got it wrong.
- Take Todd and Juicy home.
- Okay, let's go.
- I don't believe it.
- There's no way. We're fine.
- No way, right?
- I'm fine. We're fine. Yeah.
- This is years ago.
- Dad's always shaky on the facts anyway.
- We're not dyin'.
- If we are, my liver goes first.
# I can't sleep at night
# Can't turn out the light
# Got to get alright
# Get myself alright
I can try
# But I know it's true...
# Take what I got
Till the sun is rain
# The sun is coming
I can pay my train
# I can't sleep at night
I can't sleep at night
# I can't sleep at night
Hey hey hey
# Alright
Hey hey hey
# Ha
Woo
# Hey hey hey
# Alright
Hey hey hey
# F***, f***, f***, f***...
F***.
Ahem.
Yeah.
- So is baby brother ready for his debut?
- Ah... no.
Not at all.
- Tank Boy is.
Cracked three jaws of his
sparring partners this week.
The whole pie, that one!
- Yeah. Just don't let him kill Juicy,
would ya?
- Oh, we're just padding Tank's record,
is all.
But ping-pong it is not.
Three good rounds.
- Mm-hmm.
Piss.
What's the matter with you?
You fighting tonight and you eating this?
It's like... giving your stomach a...
...perm.
- It's still on?
- Yeah. Ahem.
- I just... I thought--
- Yeah, no. Nothing's changed.
Now hit the gym,
take off these stupid...
Who did this?
- Me.
- You got beaten up by Todd?
- Please.
- Oh.
- I'd hardly call it "got beaten up".
- Really?
- Okay? It was a lucky shot,
and if I had any warning...
I got combo'd.
You little twat!!! It's on!
- Hey, relax.
Sit down.
- What's a twat?
- It's, uh... the smallest cone
they got at Dairy Queen.
- F*** you, Todd.
- Relax! Put your pants back on
and go hit the gym.
Hopefully you do better against Tank Boy
than you do against 10-year-old Asian kids.
- Hey.
- Can't talk. Gotta shower.
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