9\11
(somber music plays)
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
to you
Happy birthday,
dear Chantelle
- Oh, so pretty.
- That's right.
Happy birthday to you...
Let's go up a bit.
Youuuuu!
- (Chantelle laughs)
- FATHER:
Tickle Monster!Ah, it's your birthday,
Chantelle.
Dada love you so much,
so much.
You look so cute.
Happy birthday, love.
Oh, man. All right,
It's so hard.
Let me get out of here.
Go, all right, bye-bye-bye.
Okay, bye.
Well, it's somebody's birthday!
- Mmmm!
- (Chantelle giggles)
(easy-listening ballad
in background)
Hmm.
Oh!
Today...
today Mommy gets
her life back.
(dog grunts)
Yes, wish me luck. Mwah!
Ahh!
Don't miss me too much.
(door opens)
COOK:
Yo, three's up!WAITRESS:
There you go.- METZIE:
Hey, Nicki.- Hey!
Hey! So, did you open
the envelope?
Hmm, we decided that we're
gonna be surprised.
Well, you know,
in the old days,
you didn't have a choice,
you had to wait.
- It was a very long time ago, but...
- (giggles)
- What?
- I can't make it to the baby shower.
So I thought I would
bring this to you.
Well, thank you.
Karen, you got her coffee?
- KAREN:
Sure do.- NICKI:
Thank you.- Have a really good time.
- Thank you, I wish you could be there.
- Me too, me too.
- KAREN:
There you go, miss.Thank you, darling.
All right, kids, bye.
MAN:
Jeffrey, I'm sure you'reaware, there's no smoking in here.
I used to have three floors
in this building.
You got an ashtray?
You see?
I can be reasonable.
MAN:
Good.Well, are we or are we not
going to execute
Can I... can I please just
have a moment with my wife?
Seriously?
(sighs)
So this is what you
brought us in here for,
eight o'clock this morning,
go through this again?
Come on, Lloyd.
We're talking
about 17 years.
What's one more day?
(sighs)
Give us a moment.
It's okay.
LLOYD:
All right,it's your call.
Mr. Cage, I highly
advise you to, please,
not blindside us with
something we can't fix later.
MAN:
Come on,you heard the man.
LLOYD:
Give them the time.- We'll be outside.
- Thank you.
- EVE:
Really, Jeffrey?- (door closes)
You're gonna do this
in the ninth hour?
It's the eleventh.
What?
You're supposed to say the
eleventh hour, not the ninth.
Are you kidding me?
Is this some big joke
to you?
Come on, you used to
love my sense of humor.
Yeah, you used
to be funny.
Don't... don't make me do
the weekend dad thing,
please, Eve.
My God, Jeffrey, you hardly
spend time with J.J. as it is.
You were away for business
when he was born.
You were in Toronto
when he took his first steps,
in Hong Kong when he said
his first words,
in San Francisco
for his first day of school.
Shall I continue?
Rather you didn't.
All right, so then sign
the damn papers
and let's get on
with this.
Why do you think
I work all the time?
I do it for him,
I do it for us.
Jeffrey, there is
no more "us."
Then why are you still
wearing your ring?
Bad habit.
MAN (on radio):
Hey, Eddie, you there?
Copy. It's Stu. Pick up.
(falsetto) No, man,
this is Eddie's sister, Edwina.
How are you?
Sammy up on the 35th is having
trouble with his lock again.
Can you see what's going on?
Copy?
He's having trouble
with the lock,
or did he forget
his damn keys again?
Man, don't bust my balls.
Bring your tools just in case.
Oh, and the toilet on 43rd
is having issues.
Come on, buddy,
are you kidding me?
I just unclogged
that yesterday.
Well, you're gonna have
to unclog it again. Copy?
Yeah, funny.
You know, I promise you, I'm gonna
take a picture of whatever I find,
I'm gonna send it to your ass.
Get back to me when your sh*t
don't stink, amigo.
Yeah, right, when my sh*t don't
stink, when my sh*t don't stink.
One cup of coffee.
One cup of coffee.
(speaking Spanish)
WOMAN (on TV):
Now we have a camera.
Katie back now,
thank you so much.
Good morning, everybody.
For the second time
in two weeks, the U.S. has lost
over Iraq.
Whoo! Well...
You know how sometimes you just
don't want to get out of bed?
- MAN:
Yep.- That was me today.
- Whoo! Sorry.
- MAN:
You're late.I know I'm late.
Everything okay?
- MAN:
Yep.- I don't have to think about anything?
- MAN:
No.- All right.
(sighs)
(mutters):
Good, good, good.
Nice.
METZIE:
Alright.
I see you.
What are your guys now?
Oh, I think my Mets
are 71 and 73.
We're almost playing
.500 baseball.
Hmm. My Yanks are
85 and 57.
When you gonna come over
to the pinstripes?
When you pay me
my hundred dollars, honey.
Ooh, okay, that'll be
tomorrow.
- Uh-huh.
- Right after I hit the trifecta in the sixth.
METZIE:
Okay, Scarlett.Actually, you sounded
more like Annie.
Tomorrow, tomorrow,
I'll pay you tomorrow
- EDDIE:
I've heard of her.- METZIE:
Mm-hmm.(Metzie scoffs)
Mm.
Ha ha ha! Look.
It's Captain Crapper.
(chuckles)
Heh heh heh!
You're lucky I'm a little out of
shape, don't kick your ass, Charlie.
A little?
- Your body ain't seen a push-up in 20 years.
- Try 25, Frankie.
Oh, my mistake.
Hey, we still on
for Thursday?
You gotta ask?
Have I ever missed
poker night?
Poker? What about
pizza night?
I'm at pizza night, you know that.
Are you kidding me?
You know I'll show up
to that anytime.
(chuckles)
- Frankie.
- Yeah.
You wanna hold this
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