Jalla! Jalla!

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Ouch!

Damn!

There's sh*t everywhere.

Roro... Roro!

- What?

- Can you pick up the sh*t here?

- That's your patch.

- I've had ten piles, you've had none.

Yesterday I had at least twenty,

you didn't help me then.

- I guess I had my own.

- Shut up and get on with it.

He can't hear you, he's deaf.

- All right?

- Yeah, fine.

- What?

- I feel so great when I'm near you.

You're surrounded by positive energy.

I get all funny when I'm close to you.

Seriously! When I stand over here,

I'm completely cold - no feelings.

Next to you, it's almost too much.

Here, touch my arm...

Can you feel the goose bumps?

Do it properly.

Put your hands here...

- Feel it?

- Yes, I do.

- You're crazy.

- No, I'm in love.

Too bad, 'cause I'm not

in love with you any more.

- Get up, I've got a customer.

- No, I'm dead.

A tin of snuff.

We haven't met, but I live upstairs.

I'm having some people over tonight

and as I was making coffee,

I ran out.

- Could I borrow some?

- Yeah, sure.

- I'll return it tomorrow.

- Don't worry.

- Here you are. Is that enough?

- That's fine.

- Do you need anything else?

- No, I just...

- Want to come in for a f***?

- What, now?

Yeah.

Sure, that'd be really great.

Come on, then.

Hang on.

- Wait, wait...

- It's on the side, not inside.

What do you mean, "on the side"?

Grab hold of...

Try to... Watch your nails, damn it!

- You've got to relax.

- I am relaxed, it's not that.

- Come up a bit.

- I'll try to fold it in...

Sh*t!

- It's still on the side.

- Forget it, it's no use.

- I don't get it.

- It's because you're too tense.

- It's no use.

- I'm sure it'll sort itself out.

It's not going to "sort itself out".

I'm sure it's temporary.

It's been like this for weeks.

Sh*t!

- I don't get it, it's paralysed.

- Mans...

- Why don't we have another go?

- No.

I can be the neighbour this time.

I don't get this neighbour game.

And you said "f***"

straight away.

No, first I went to get the coffee

and then I said it.

Yeah, but it went too fast to...

Forget it.

Faster! Do it now!

- It's right there.

- I missed it!

- Stupid TV. Come here.

- Crap game!

No, leave it.

I've got to check who it is.

It's my dad...

- Where are you?

- I'm on my way home.

I'm at a friend's, I'll be right there.

Hurry up!

- Is that a girl?

- Yes, more!

More!

- Hello?

- It's Mans.

- You're lying, that was a girl.

- No, it's Mans.

- Just come home!

- I'm on my way.

- I have to go.

- You're leaving, just like that?

You're not a child, Roro.

You're a grown man.

How long have we been together?

You daren't even tell them about me.

- Isn't it time you cut the cord?

- You know what they're like.

I suppose you're ashamed of me.

Absolutely not.

No, not until I've met your parents.

You can't.

Why not? You've met my parents.

- They're not...

- I know, it's different.

I want to meet your parents,

that's all.

- Okay, you'll see them. Soon.

- When is soon?

- Not tomorrow, but soon.

- Tomorrow?

When can I meet your parents?

Tomorrow?

- Do they have a dick?

- Ducks? No, there's just two holes.

- Two holes. So how do they do it?

- What, how do they screw?

They put one hole against the other

and vibrate.

I saw it on a nature programme.

- There's got to be some kind of stick.

- It's not a car.

- So they don't have a dick?

- Nope.

- Sounds good, actually.

- Good?

Nothing.

- Caroline! Come in and eat!

- I don't want to.

- Come in right now!

- No!

Hi, guys!

Come in and eat, Roro!

Why's your grandma always here?

Does she live with you?

She's afraid of being alone,

she thinks she'll...

- Throw the rubbish away.

- Why throw it on my head?

It just happened.

Throw it away.

Howdy, Nisse.

All right?

I taught him something...

Nisse, say baddi nikak.

Baddi nikak...

It means "f*** you".

Nisse, say kol chara.

- And that means "f*** your family"?

- No, "eat sh*t".

- He's really cool.

- Very cool... You and your Arab bird!

- I can tell you're related.

- It's a Lebanese bird, not Arab.

You have to say "warning"

before hitting.

Warning - yourself!

- Hello, Mans.

- Hello, Grandma.

- Well?

- I'm well.

- And how are you?

- Well.

- Roro, I've called Yasmin.

- Which Yasmin?

She's a very nice girl

that I've found for you.

- Stop it, I don't want to get married.

- We want you to get married.

- Please, I don't want to.

- You are getting married.

- I don't want to.

- I spoke to her on the telephone.

- She's coming to see you.

- Leave me alone.

Why? You are to marry

and have four children.

- Everybody will be happy.

- I'll marry when I'm fifty.

- Fifty! Then what'll be left of you?

- Just leave me alone.

- Is Baldy here married?

- Ask him.

- Marry? You marry?

- What's she saying?

- You married?

- Oh, yeah, I will marry when...

He'll have to grow his hair first!

Then you can marry!

- What do I do with this?

- You eat it.

Eat it?

- Eat it, take a bite.

- All of it? It's huge.

- Take a small bite at a time.

- But it's raw...

- Like this?

- Just eat it!

Basal achdar, it's called.

It's good.

- What?

- Take Dad his lunch.

- Now?

- Yes, now!

I have to take Dad his lunch.

Can I help you?

- Watch this.

- It's nice plate. Very nice.

It's handpainted. Very nice.

And this - gold.

- How much?

- Fifty kronor. Very cheap.

- That's a bit expensive, I think.

- Expensive?

- Forty-five?

- Twenty.

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