
'Twas the Night
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- 2001
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Boy:
'TWAS THE NIGH BEFORE CHRISTMAS,NOT EVEN A MOUSE.
[CHILD SCREAMS]
IN MY HOUSE.
THE REAL SANTA. ALIVE.
REALLY EXISTS.
BUT I'M GETTING A LITTLE
LET'S GO BACK
A LITTLE EARLIER.
'TWAS THE DAY
BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
EVEN WORKAHOLIC OL' DAD.
SCORCHING THE BACKS
OF THE GINGERBREAD COOKIES.
AND THEN, THERE'S MY SISTER,
A PARENTS' DELIGHT.
ANNOYING, BAD-TEMPERED,
AND OBNOXIOUSLY BRIGHT.
THE MOST.
ONE MORE TIME,
HE'LL BE TOAST.
HANDSOME AND TRUE.
INTELLIGENT, WITTY,
KIND, COMPASSIONATE.
PETER, GET OUT.
BUT, DANNY--
WHAT'S THE RULE
NEVER COME:
IN YOUR ROOM.
BUT DAD:
WANTS TO KNOW:
THE TREE.
I WANT TO:
DECORATE THE TREE
ON CHRISTMAS EVE,
LIKE:
EVERY OTHER YEAR
WE'VE EVER DECORATED
CHRISTMAS TREES:
IN THIS FAMILY.
BUT IT IS:
CHRISTMAS EVE.
DOOFUS.
THAT'S TOMORROW.
OK, WHATEVER
YOU SAY.
CHRISTMAS EVE.
[EXPLOSION]
CHRISTMAS EVE?
OOPS.
Danny:
THERE'S A PROBLEMWITH CHRISTMAS,
WHO GETS YOU OUT OF YOUR FUNK,
HEY, SWEETIE.
I'VE BEEN
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING.
SHOPPING? WHERE?
DANNY'S ROOM.
DANIEL FRANCIS WRIGLEY,
UH-OH.
[TICKING]
WHAT ABOUT MY:
NO-RETURNS POLICY?
DANNY,
TO SHAKE DOWN:
YOUR LITTLE BROTHER.
HE WASN'T SHAKING ME.
ADVANTAGE OF YOU,
ASHAMED OF HIMSELF.
DON'T HOLD
YOUR BREATH.
STICK A SOCK:
IN IT, KATY.
DANNY.
WHAT?
OK. PLEASE
BUT, MOM, I WAN ALL THAT STUFF.
SEE?
WHO'S THE VICTIM
HERE?
HE'S NO COMPLAINING.
COME ON.
IT'S JUST LIKE
UNCLE NICK SAYS.
SHARE THE WEALTH.
UNCLE NICK, HUH?
SOMEONE ELSE'S WEALTH
THAT UNCLE NICK:
NO. UNCLE NICK
IS THE BOMB.
HE IS, OK?
YOU JUST DON' UNDERSTAND HIM.
Mom:
DANNY, NICK'S GO A LOT OF GOOD QUALITIES,ALL RIGHT?
Dad:
HE'S A CON ARTIST.
Danny:
HE'SAN ENTREPRENEUR.
RIGHT. OK.
HE'S A CON ARTIS WITH A LAPTOP.
IT'S NOT A MATTER
OF THE PRESENTS.
IT'S A MATTER OF
TAKING ADVANTAGE OF
YOUR LITTLE BROTHER.
Peter:
AAH![CRASH]
OH, PETER.
YOU SAID:
HO HO, OH, BUDDY.
DANNY'S OUR FAMILY,
OK, THAT'S WEIRD.
I CAN SEE:
HIS LIPS MOVING,
BUT I CAN HEAR:
DANNY TALKING.
IT'S OK, DANNY.
I LIKE IT.
DO ME A FAVOR, PETE.
JUST DON'T,
LIKE, UH,
SAY THAT IN:
FRONT OF ANYONE...
EVER AGAIN.
OK?
THE COOLEST PERSON
IN THIS FAMILY.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
COULD BE:
YOU'RE THE COOLEST,
DANNY.
I APPRECIATE THAT,
LITTLE DUDE,
BUT, UM...
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