'8 Out of 10 Cats' Does 'Deal or No Deal' Page #3
- Year:
- 2013
- 47 min
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We're hoping for blue here.
GROANING:
20,000 gone.
Interestingly, that's how much you
owe me for cleaning, as well.
That's painful, isn't it?
Shall we see what
the banker has to say?
Shall we see what Brian thinks?
You're trying to demystify him
by calling him Brian.
Yes. It's like Voldemort.
PHONE RINGS:
Oh, one-nil to you, Brian!
LAUGHTER:
Hello, Brian.
Seven years you've chatted
to no-one but Noel Edmonds,
you poor, poor man.
It's like the Bat Phone, isn't it?
His job as the banker
on Deal Or No Deal
is to get inside people's heads.
Sean, you're not worried about.
He's easy to read,
predictable, one level.
A lot of people have made
that mistake in the past.
Brian.
Show business is littered
with fools like you.
Jon, he saying you're "formidable".
Touche, Brian.
Smart, meticulous, circumspect.
No, I'm not.
All of your offers
I've never been treated like this...
by an imaginary person in my life.
It's not an imaginary person, it's
the banker I've got on the phone.
Why can't I hear the background
noise of Spearmint Rhino?
LAUGHTER:
The opening offer, Jon...
He's trying to get inside your head
That's what they're trying to do.
He's part of the whole plan.
Shut up, woman!
APPLAUSE:
6,500.
You have to agree
on all these decisions.
You can pick the boxes individually
but you have to agree
on these big decisions.
I think it's clear
at the moment, isn't it?
You don't step away from that board.
OK, 6,500.
Deal or no deal?
- No. - Deal.
APPLAUSE:
Jon, what are you
planning on doing?
Are you going with his system
or are you going to go rogue?
Three boxes to open.
I don't like the pressure.
Have a move around.
I mean, where are you drawn to?
Where do you think the money is?
What would you pick now?
LAUGHTER:
Guys, I know I didn't
come on that weird
Brokeback Mountain trip with you...
but that's because I had a nightmare
about a moment like this.
You are about to find out
what we learnt.
LAUGHING:
What would you want to go with?
That was Sean's system.
What are you going to go for?
It's working now, isn't it?
It's not really working.
That's an OK board.
We've got the power five, Jimmy.
I've turned into a Deal person!
LAUGHTER:
How did this happen?
The power five are there, yes,
but look how many reds
you're missing now.
So I'm going off system.
Are you?
(AUDIENCE) Oooh!
They are not happy
about you going off system.
He's his own man.
He's got to go with his own...
I'm not my own man!
Why would you go off system?
Jon, imagine me and you
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