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Synopsis: When Wan (Kimi Hsia) returns home from Taipei with both a failed modeling career, and an enormous amount of debt, she finds that misfortune has also befallen her family's restaurant, which has now dwindled down to but a single noodle stand. With her hopes dashed, luck comes in the form of Hai (Yo Yang), a self-appointed master chef who decides to help Yan's family find a return to glory by helping them recreate the traditional Taiwanese bandoh menu that once made them so famous.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Yu-Hsun Chen
  3 wins & 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Year:
2013
145 min
43 Views


Your food sucks!

The catering master's a woman.

That's why.

I'm a man.

I'm so mad.

Don't be mad, Director Hong.

Come on, let's go have a drink.

Dad's marvelous reputation

totally ruined by you.

So there's a popular saying now:

"Pigs will throw up"

"Cats will run screaming"

"We'd rather go hungry"

"than having to eat;'

"Puffy's food. "

It's not funny!

I lost my shirt on this bet.

Dad said you're not cut out for this.

You were just asking for trouble.

Your dad said you had talent. So?

Ran off to Taipei to be a "model".

I still haven't seen you on TV.

Or are you actually

an adult video actress?

How can you say that?

What do you want me to say?

Did I say it's bad to be an AV actress?

Being an AV actress

is also a real profession.

The way you say

sounds like you look down on them.

I don't!

You do!

I don't!

You do!

So, are you really an AV actress now?

So what if I am?

Then I want to watch it.

Show me!

Show you what?

I want to watch it.

Are you in softcore or hardcore?

I'm not in either!

I will never be an AV actress!

Have you shown all your body parts?

Stop it!

Please come in.

What can I get for you

three handsome boys?

We're not handsome boys.

We are

"Animals on Call".

I'm Monster Tsai.

I'm Beast Liu.

I'm Demon Li.

Rice with Pork Chop.

Rice with Chicken Leg.

Fried Rice with Egg.

Okay!

Right away.

Put the tomato in here.

Put it in.

All of it, all of it.

When Ah Fa was a kid

he wanted Scrambled Tomato

and Eggs every afternoon.

Now he's in prison

so it's hard to eat what he wants.

Did you draw this?

Yes.

It's really good.

Auntie,

is that a century egg?

Yes, it is.

You made it yourself?

Yes.

Feel free to try it.

It has a tea flavor.

You're an expert.

We soak it with tea leaves.

Dump that a**hole!

Such a stupid girl.

Who are you talking to?

Hsia.

Hsia?

Who's she?

A character on this show.

Why haven't you taken a bath yet?

The show's not over.

When are you going back?

I'm not going back.

Why?

I'm on the run.

Maybe we can run away together.

How much you owe?

Around 900 thousand.

That's a lot!

Hard to make money in the AV business?

You're not popular anymore.

You silly girl.

Dump that a**hole.

Hey,

what are you looking at?

Just checking on their business today.

They have a new "spicy" girl.

But their business

isn't any better.

I've told you many times.

Tasty is more important than spicy.

Spicy is really important, too.

Here.

Ma'am,

do you want

to make your beef stew tastier?

I'm Doctor Gourmet.

Why do you dress like

an elevator girl everyday?

It's called fashion.

You just don't understand.

It's more like flashing to me.

Welcome.

Animals on Call, right?

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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