Zombie Self-Defense Force Page #4

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No, it's nothing.

Quick, before my wife returns,

I must discard her somewhere.

The self-defense army?

Why are they having an exercise here?

Are they coming this

way? That's a problem.

I think I saw someone.

I wonder if they'd let me take a bath.

I don't feel good with the blood on me.

Let's go and see.

It's sticky.

Yes, I'm coming.

We're a platoon engaged in exercise.

Our radio broke.

Would you mind letting use your phone?

You must be inconvenienced.

Please go ahead.

I wanna take a bath.

Oh, a bath? Sure.

Oh, you're covered with

lots of blood. Are you hurt?

But it's not my blood.

Your face is stained with blood too.

This is... uh, you see...

I was cutting up a female pig for dinner.

Cutting up a pig?

It's our specialty at this inn.

A roasted whole female pig,

freely flavored, office-lady style.

With a baby inside!

Oh, the phone's over there

and the bath's over there.

You can borrow my wife's

clothes. Please come in.

Something's strange.

He's acting nervous or something.

Yeah.

The phone call first.

What's the matter, Yuri?

We are experiencing an overload.

Please hang up and try again later.

What's going on?

What kind of a joke is this?

A roasted whole female

pig with a baby inside.

Did you see that?

It looked like something jumped out.

Hey, what are you all

doing? It's off limits here.

As they say:
"At age seven, boys

may no longer enter the kitchen!"

I'm suffocating!

Captain, permission to fire?

Sakomizu!

Let's go.

Is that human?

You mean, the baby?

What is it?

Hey!

I don't think it is.

All right, everyone, get your guns ready.

Permission to shoot.

Roger.

Where's it gone?

Over there.

Is it crying?

Shall we follow it?

I hope it didn't go to the bathroom.

Hitomi.

Hey, wait!

All right, rescue the civilians.

Roger.

Cover this area. We'll go back out there.

Roger.

Hitomi, this way, this way!

Are you all right?

Captain.

Sakomizu, he's human, isn't he?

Minato?

Captain...

He's no longer human.

Close all doors!

Sakomizu, close all the

doors. Lock them all up.

Roger.

I killed the monster baby, Captain.

We've got new ones.

Brother Kenzaki!

Mr. Nishiyama...

Get inside.

Close all the windows and lock them up.

Roger.

Mr. Hayakawa, wait up!

Aso!

Yuri... Yuri!

Yuri!

Aso, are you all right?

Yes.

It looks like the baby bit him.

Oh, you're awake.

The phone still isn't working.

No TV reception either.

Something wrong?

No.

This might be happening

not just around here.

What on earth is happening?

They say, "When there's no more room

in hell, the dead will walk the earth."

Yuri?

But I don't think anyone

can really explain it.

Did the UFO crash cause this?

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