Yozgat Blues Page #2

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Thanks.

Have a good day.

- Want a smoke?

- Sure.

- Usta, I'll be back in five minutes.

- OK.

- That guy was wearing a wig.

- It was, right?

- Yes.

- A nice one though.

Must have cost him.

The guy's a showman.

He looks like Sean Connery.

- Who?

- Never heard of James Bond?

- No.

- You don't know anything.

Look, he's coming.

Do you have a moment?

Hello, I'm Yavuz. I've started at Yaar Bey's.

I'm on three times a week.

The thing is, I need a hairdresser

before the gigs.

For a shave and hair?

- Yes. Any chance of you coming?

- Sure. It's in the evening, right?

- Yes. I'll sort out payment.

- It's Ok.

Let me give you my card.

Give me a call.

My number's there.

Thanks a lot.

- What did he say?

- The guy's a musician.

- Is your programme on tonight?

- Yes.

Good.

Excuse me,

when will it come out?

If not tomorrow,

the next day for sure.

- In Yeni Yozgat?

- Yeni Yozgat newspaper, yes.

By the way, one last question.

Do you have a message for Yozgat?

Maybe we could say this.

As I said, we do different music.

The one place to go

for good music in Yozgat is Delila.

I'll come and listen.

- It ends in A, by the way, not H.

- OK, I'll make a note of that.

Thank you very much.

Let's take a photo of you

in front of the clock tower there.

- The clock tower?

- The one here.

Can you move a bit closer together?

- Where do you live?

- In the Akda neighbourhood.

- Behind the high school?

- Yes.

There used to be a pool hall there.

- Did you go to school?

- I finished high school. Bookkeeping.

- Really? The girls' vocational school?

- Yes. You?

I started working after primary school.

- You're a barber, aren't you?

- Yes.

- Welcome. What would you like?

- I'll have a white coffee.

- Sure. What would you like?

- Tea.

We'll see. I want to open my own place.

A women's hairdressing salon.

- I was told you're a barber.

- Well, I am for now.

- But my place will be a women's salon.

- I see.

- Do you work?

- Yes, in town. At the bridal shop.

- Have you been engaged before?

- No.

If you lose your hair from the front,

they say you're noble.

If you lose it from the top,

you're ignoble.

And if you lose it from the back,

God forbid that you do...

...they say you're a disgrace,

you're damned.

The mason hears a voice behind him:

"Go easy there!"

"If building a mosque is easy,

you try!" he replies.

He turns to see a radiant face,

bearded and so on.

He says, "Come and try then."

The man says OK.

And he starts slapping on the plaster

like a pro.

The mason gets suspicious.

He's surely the best mason around.

So what is this?

The man can't be normal, he thinks.

Now the mason is a man of faith.

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