You Can't Have It

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Good boy.

Oh, speak of the devil, damn.

Hi, honey.

Hey, sweetheart, how are you?

Oh.

What are you doing here?

I thought you were going to a new club

with Jessica and Lizzie.

Oh, I'm not here to spoil your fun,

I'm gonna meet up with them in a minute.

Come on, you're not

gonna spoil all the fun.

But what's up?

I was just wondering

what time you'd be home?

Why didn't you just text me?

It was on my way.

I don't know, I mean,

it's the last night

so I figured I'd go the distance.

You're not in college anymore, Bill.

Well, one could argue that

this is like grad school.

What time?

I don't know, 2:
00 AM,

5:
00 AM, I don't know.

2:
00 is fine.

No, I said 5:
00.

What will it be, Tammy?

Oh, the usual.

Coming right up.

Hey, guys.

Hey, Tyler, what's up, look who it is.

Playgirl centerfold.

What can I get for you, sweetheart.

Hey, Jackie, just the usual.

Coming right up.

I don't believe this, what is this?

Believe what?

What, my wife, mentally addressing

one of my best friends.

Come on.

I can look, I just can't touch.

Right Bill, I mean that's

how you always do it.

Well, that only applies to me.

I will touch Tyler anytime

or place he wants me to.

Okay, all right, what is that?

What is that, huh?

It's sovereign blanc, it's a white wine.

Sovereingn what?

White wine, what are you on your way to

a Liza Minnelli concert?

Come on Jackie, get

this guy a real drink.

Come on, it's the last night, come on.

Hey, it's up to him.

Yeah, yeah, I'll take

something stronger.

Give him my usual, you

remember what that is.

Light beer, maybe?

That's a real professional, right there.

Well technically though, Bill,

that light beer is not

even a third as strong

as his white wine.

Ooh, well aren't we smart.

All right Tyler, tonight

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