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Come meet the family. Aunt Mona...

...this is Will's sister, Marni.

- What a pleasure.

- Nice to meet you.

And this is Will's mom.

- Gail?

- Ramona.

Whoa! You guys know each other?

- Gail!

- Ramona!

How long has it been?

Well, don't tell, or I'll have

to strangle you.

- Who can remember?

- How do you two know each other?

- Uh... we went to school together.

- We were best friends.

- Whoa!

- Very, very close.

Wow. You look... great.

- Stop.

- No, no, really.

You look amazing.

You haven't aged at all.

- Oh, well...

- She looks computer-generated.

- Ben.

- Thank you. You must be Ben.

You know, I have something

that I think you will like.

Fallout Four? This doesn't

even come out until the summer!

- What do you say, young man?

- Thank you!

Oh!

I cannot wait to go play this!

I got... I gotta go!

Have fun.

Oh, and Marni.

You know, I think I have the right size.

- Is this Brian Reyes?

- Brian who?

And this is from his new collection?

'Cause I thought

that it was pre-sold out.

Brian is a doll.

He always stays at my hotels.

He always stays at the Sullenger.

You own the Sullenger Hotel?

The Sullenger Group.

Actually, we now own 14 properties.

I can't believe it myself.

I can't believe

that my mom didn't tell me

that she was friends with one of

Forbes' 100 most powerful women.

Please, that silly list

changes all the time.

Yeah, but you've been on it

for, like, ten years.

Eleven. But, you know,

what's most important to me

is that when someone stays at my hotel,

they feel right at home.

"Like home but better," I always say.

Which reminds me...

You two have worked

so hard on this wedding.

It would mean so much to me if you would

spend a week at any one of my resorts.

Bali, Maui, Paris.

- Are you? Yes!

- No. No.

- Yes.

- I insist.

Now, Ramona, you know

you did not have to do all this.

You've already done

so much for the wedding.

Do you think I'm trying

to buy people's affection?

- Did it work?

- Yeah!

This is so exciting. I mean, doesn't

it feel like we're already family?

Let's notjust stand here.

Come on in, family!

Put your feet up.

Have a drink, Ramona.

I think we've got

some French champagne.

There are cowbells on every door,

and we have no beds.

I have 400 beds stranded

somewhere in the Indian Ocean.

I mean, it's still beautiful.

It's Switzerland.

- I love Switzerland.

- You've never been to Switzerland.

Yeah, but I love chocolate.

I love cheese. I love clocks!

Well, then we all have to

spend some time at my new place.

- How about Christmas in Gstaad?

- Yes!

- We can take the jet.

- Count me in.

No way! You own your own plane?

Oh, darling,

sometimes I think it owns me.

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