You're Not You Page #2
Alright, this woman
is a nightmare.
She's not a nurse.
How can I trust you'll be okay with her?
Maybe she'll actually
listen to me.
Look, will you please
let me take care of this?
I promise you
I'll make it work. Okay?
Okay?
Bec. Bec, could you please
cut on the cutting board?
Oh, cool.
So, uh... ALS patients live, like, what?
Two to five years?
How long you been sick?
You don't put the broccoli
stems in the blender.
Just the flower heads.
Don't worry,
I'm not trying to calculate
when I'm gonna need to get
another gig.
on the timeline.
Um, a year and a half.
That's what gets me
about this disease.
Your mind stays
so f***in' sharp,
while your arms and your legs...
Oh, no!
Turn it off.
Turn it off. Turn it off.
Okay. First time
for everything.
Okay, cool.
Hey, no rush.
I'm just gonna be...
right here.
- Take your time.
- Bec, I'm going to need some help.
- Uh...
- Getting on.
And I'll need
some assistance after...
...wiping.
What's funny?
It's just this thing
that my roommate Jill says.
She'd rather have cats
than kids,
until kids learn
how to sh*t in a litter box.
Oh, God, you're probably
like a nice...
no-swearing,
no-sex-on-Sunday Baptist...
What I am is a grown woman
who needs help using the bathroom.
Okay, I am
pulling your pants down.
And here go...
your underwear...
Can you skip the commentary?
Okay.
- Why is this thing so f***ing low?
- Bec, your language.
I am unfurling the...
toilet tissue.
Harder please.
What?
Wipe harder, please.
No problem.
Okay, I'm lifting you up,
pulling up your pants...
for you...
Sh*t. Are you okay?
That wasn't even the worst part.
The worst part... was that
she didn't even get mad.
Like, she just sat there with this perfect
tight smile on her face.
Quiet freak out, way worse.
She needs to chill.
Here's to... yet another day
of finding something new I suck at.
Hey, superstar, you're up.
Please don't bomb this.
- You got this, Bec.
- I got it.
- You got it.
- I got it.
- You got it!
- I got it!
Yeah, she don't got it.
Whoo!
Hi.
Uhh... I'm Bec...
...and uh... it's really cool
to be here at Dirty Barry's.
And now it's just me. Okay.
Get off the stage!
- Give me one second.
- Next!
Why do I keep doing this
to myself?
Did you know that Janis,
Elvis and Waylon
all freaked out
on that very same stage?
- I'm Wil, by the way.
- Why can't I just stop?
Speaking of which...
You do know that banging
your professor is a cliche, right?
We do not bang. We exchange
ideas - naked, in bed.
Is she always that...?
Yeah, it's not just you, dude.
- Okay.
- That's a nice work coat.
I don't know why I...
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