Xi you xiang mo pian



My baby's back! My baby's come back!

Thank you!

You're very welcome.

Your Holiness.

Your skills are greater than mine,

your Holiness. Please help.

No I won't. Hands off!

I can't defeat him in the water...

...but if you and I jump down

and bounce him onto shore...

Then we can do something.

Hands off or I'll kill you!

I swear! I will beat you to death!

I'm cold-blooded!

Thank you, your Holiness.

Let me!

Let me!

Let me!

Kill it!

Make way! Make way!

Calm down!

Everyone listen up. Let me handle it.

I'm a professional demon-hunter.

300 Nursery Rhymes

My child, my child... why are you so bad?

Bullying, cheating... how can you do that?

Learn to be good... learn to be loving.

Love is in your heart...

filling your life with warmth.

Be good, be good and come home soon.

My arms are always ready to embrace you.

My child, repent with a sincere heart.

You'll always be my dearest child.

Be good, be good and come home soon.

Study hard for a better future.

Turn back and become a filial child again.

We were all born pure, like children.

You're a demon-hunter too?

Based on what?

The Demon Hunter's Handbook.

What Handbook?

300 Nursery Rhymes?

It brings out the goodness within demons.

We are all born naturally good.

And also I add my own unique style...

hope everyone likes it.

Says who?

My Master.

And you believe him?

You might not... but I certainly do.

Actually, I like childish pranks too.


She is the real demon-hunter.

Hello, everyone! You're very welcome!

Thank you!

Just let me know if you have any trouble again.

No need for this. All donations are welcome!

All donations are welcome!


Xuan Zang

I failed again, Master.

I know.

The Water Demon you encountered today...

...used to be kind.

One day he was saving a child by the river.

Rate this script:(0.00 / 0 votes)

Stephen Chow

Stephen Chow Sing Chi (Chinese: 周星馳, born 22 June 1962) is a Chinese film director, actor, film producer, political adviser of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference and martial artist. more…

All Stephen Chow scripts | Stephen Chow Scripts

FAVORITE (0 fans)

Submitted on August 05, 2018


Translate and read this script in other languages:

Select another language:

  • - Select -
  • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
  • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
  • Español (Spanish)
  • Esperanto (Esperanto)
  • 日本語 (Japanese)
  • Português (Portuguese)
  • Deutsch (German)
  • العربية (Arabic)
  • Français (French)
  • Русский (Russian)
  • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
  • 한국어 (Korean)
  • עברית (Hebrew)
  • Український (Ukrainian)
  • اردو (Urdu)
  • Magyar (Hungarian)
  • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
  • Indonesia (Indonesian)
  • Italiano (Italian)
  • தமிழ் (Tamil)
  • Türkçe (Turkish)
  • తెలుగు (Telugu)
  • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
  • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
  • Čeština (Czech)
  • Polski (Polish)
  • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
  • Românește (Romanian)
  • Nederlands (Dutch)
  • Ελληνικά (Greek)
  • Latinum (Latin)
  • Svenska (Swedish)
  • Dansk (Danish)
  • Suomi (Finnish)
  • فارسی (Persian)
  • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
  • հայերեն (Armenian)
  • Norsk (Norwegian)
  • English (English)

Discuss this Xi you xiang mo pian script with the community:


Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:


"Xi you xiang mo pian" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2020. Web. 30 Mar. 2020. <https://www.scripts.com/script/xi_you_xiang_mo_pian_23735>.

We need you!

Help us build the largest writers community and scripts collection on the web!

Watch the movie trailer

Xi you xiang mo pian

The Marketplace:

Sell your Script !

Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web!

The Studio:

ScreenWriting Tool

Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features.

Thanks for your vote! We truly appreciate your support.