Wodehouse in Exile Page #2
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- 2013
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as a matter of fact.
If this is Upper Silesia,
what must Lower Silesia be like?
Brilliant.
Are you who I think you are?
It all depends who you think
I am, I suppose.
PG Wodehouse.
I'm afraid I am he.
Name's Mackintosh.
Winchester and Oxford.
Were you Oxford or Cambridge,
Mr Wodehouse?
I wasn't actually at either. My
people couldn't afford to send me.
I went straight into the bank.
Said the wrong thing, have I?
Afraid you're stuck with me
for the duration.
I was a war graves gardener.
In Boulogne.
"Leonora, my darling daughter.
"But I don't.
"I am stuck here with only the dog
and the parrot for company.
"I am teaching the parrot to say,
"God Save the King."
"The Germans took Plummie away to
some concentration camp.
"If this letter ever reaches
you, my darling Leonora,
"write to Plum's agent in New York.
"As America aren't in the war yet,
"maybe they can start a campaign to
have him released.
"I cannot see what harm he could
possibly do to anyone, do you?
"I miss him so much."
Darling!
It seems poor Plum has been lost.
It's a long way to Tipperary
It's a long way to go
It's a long way to Tipperary
To the sweetest girl I know
Goodbye Piccadilly
Farewell Leicester Square
It's a long, long way to Tipperary
But my heart's right there...
All I've had since Belgium is a
piece of sausage and some dry bread.
Funny. That's exactly
what I've had, too.
Brilliant!
What is this place?
Apparently, it was a lunatic asylum.
They found the
right place for me, then.
Gentlemen!
My name is Buchelt.
I am the camp leader,
as you say in English.
Or Der Lagerfuhrer, as we say
in the German language.
I have learned my English
in a good school.
I was interned in England
during the last war,
which by some mistake you English
seem to have won!
He reminds me strongly of my mother.
It's Plum's stepdaughter here.
Leonora Cazalet.
'Oh, Leonora.
There's a bombing raid on
at the moment. Very boring.
We wanted to know
if there was any news of Plum.
'Are you all right, Leonora?'
No, no, no, we're fine.
Britain can take it, Mr Reynolds.
'Though I think we'd all be
frightfully pleased
'if you lot cared to lend us a hand!'
Some of us wish we could.
I'm glad you managed to
get your mother some money.
We haven't heard a thing,
I'm afraid. But we have...
My God!
'What?'
It's him! It's a postcard!
Read it to me!
"Am in lunatic asylum
near Polish border.
"Goodness knows
when you will get this.
"Will you send me
a five-pound parcel?
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