We'll Never Have Paris Page #2

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- We broke up too.

- Oh.

However, there is a new person,

Isaac, you will meet him tonight.

We are having pizza

Before Jameson's, right?

- Yes, yeah. In addition, you are bringing...

- Isaac.

- Isaac.

- Yeah, the mechanic.

Cool. Well, if it does not

work out with him

I have a great mechanic.

- Thanks.

- Yay.

Can I talk to you for a second?

Sure.

I think I might be

in love with you.

A little.

With me?

No, you are right. Never mind.

No. Wait.

- What?

- I mean...

Obviously, I do not want to

ruin what we have here.

In addition, I love Devon.

She always buys me lottery

Tickets on my birthday

'cause she know how

much I want to win.

However, it just hit me,

That all these people,

I mean, they do not challenge me.

In addition, you...

You make me feel like a lady.

In addition, you listen.

In addition, you make eye contact.

Are you really going to marry the

first girl you've ever been with?

Well...

One girl

in your entire life.

I am sorry.

I should not have told you.

Yes, you should have.

However, you can do better.

Look at you,

You are like a model.

I mean, when we hug, I look like

a skin tag hanging off of you.

Ewe!

Come on, you are a man.

A man, what lead?

You to believe that?

Sorry.

I can get

a little rough sometimes.

Sure.

Me too.

I will see you tonight.

Right. Tonight, yeah.

I will see you tonight.

- Oh, this one?

- Yeah, that one.

Yeah, thanks.

This is lucky seven.

My mom got it for me, 'cause

In my family, this is like...

Therefore, what does?

The tattoo on your neck says.

"Veni, vidi, vici."

"I came, I saw, I conquered."

Is it "vici" or "Vicky"?

Vici.

It is Latin, so a soft 'V'.

Ah.

You got tattoos.

Me? No.

Unless you count "thug life"

scrawled across my chest.

However, that is henna, so...

No, I was just

Super scared, like...

He is going to be fine. He

freaks out about everything.

What? I do not.

Every time you sit

down at the piano now

you mention that your

hands are shrinking.

My hand span does seem smaller.

Okay, and then last week you

thought your hair was going white.

I found all these

white hairs on my collar.

Okay, which was cat fur?

I did not do a DNA test.

Okay, this is so ridiculous.

You know what I just realized,

I have never heard

you play the piano.

No. He does not play

in front of anybody.

If I am going heckled, I just prefer

that it be by me that am all.

That is cool.

I mean, it makes you

all mysterious

in addition, like tortured.

See... Yes, tortured.

That is my wheelhouse.

Oh, thank you so much.

- What did you do?

- How would that happen? Dev!

Well, I am stealthy.

Well, thank you.

In addition, I am sorry

to just dash out on everyone,

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