Virgin Territory Page #3

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Or so she thought.

-Who's that man?

-He's our gardener.

Sent from heaven.

-He's dead and dumb.

-What?

He can't hear or

speak a word.

How sad. He looks as if he have

alot to say for himself.

Hear no evil,

speak no evil.

Come here!

Now jealousy is

a funny thing.

It creeps up on you.

Take you by surprise.

Distracted, Pampinea's Russian

Count have slipped from her mind.

What is that?

I am here.

Hello.

I bring gifts for you, your

wife and your daughter.

Soon to be my wife.

You are Pampinea's father,

Yes?

I am Pampinea's father.

No

No?

I am Gerbino Della Ratta,

Pampinea's husband to be.

Sir, there has

been a mistake.

Pampinea Anastasi is suppose

to be married to me.

Count. You don't mind

me calling you a Count?

You look like a big

Count to me...

Pampinea Anastasi

soon to be my wife.

You just didn't hear about it...

That is a mistake.

So you bring me, all the way from Novgorod

to tell me, that Pampinea Anastasi...

is marrying a man, who is

old enough to be her father?

I did not bring you here,

but I suggest you leave.

Florence is very bad for the

health at this time of year.

Gerbino Della Ratta.

Della Rat...Huh?

A rat is a small furry animal.

Yes?

Yes.

Yes, I thought that much.

Sir!

I'm Linguino, servant to Pampinea

Anastasi. She's safe and well.

And no matter what you hear,

is waiting for your arrival...

This letter will give you instructions on

how to get to her villa in the country.

She'll meet you there

for the wedding.

Sir, you are in danger here.

You want to ride straight to the villa.

Be there as soon

as you can.

For Pampinea,

I will do this.

We know you cannot hear

us or speak to us.

But to us, you are so beautiful like an angel

sent from heaven to bring us joy.

And we pray, that God might restore the

miracle of speech to you and your hearing.

So that you can hear

the birds sing and...

-Get on with it!

-I am!

-He has no idea what you're saying.

-Then you do it!

We know that this morning, you met

Sister Catherina in the orchards

and then Sister

Melissabeta in the granary.

We want what

you gave them.

And we want it now.

Come on.

There to Florence, there

I was, stuck on the cart.

This Uncle Bruno farting

more than the horse.

and Miss randy-pant banging

about being a virgin.

Truth is, those that rattle on

about it, cant wait to do it.

God, there she

goes again.

I'm very proud of my virginity,

Melissa. And so is Dioneo.

The boyfriend, Dioneo.

He's suffering from terminal

randiness as well.

Never done it in his life.

Dioneo!

We don't indulge in sex.

Do we?

Not in broad daylight, in the middle

of the road, we don't. No.

I say, we believe in no

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