Varsity Blues Page #2
- Not here here.
But somewhere here.
- How come you never dress like that ?
- It costs a lot to look that cheap.
- She's pretty sharp. She pulls A's.
- That's not all she pulls.
- I'm just saying she's not stupid.
- You shut up.
She broke my heart
so I broke her jaw...
- When did you graduate ?
- I'm class of 1980.
- He's class of 1980.
- And you still come to these parties ?
- I never miss these.
- That's team spirit.
Are you ready to be on
"America's Hilarious Home Videos" ?
- Absolutely.
- All right. Put down that glass.
Pick up that there flower pot.
Bring it up over your head.
Now close your eyes.
Think real hard...
You getting this ?
Say, "I'm stupid and I'm about
to get hit in the nuts."
- That's funny.
- Ain't it ?
They need to change the name to
"America's Funniest Shots in the Nuts".
- I don't know if I can concentrate here.
- Relax...
Let the dryer do the work.
All right, fancy boy,
you ready to show us your dinner ?
Nothing but net.
You thinking about
calling some dinosaurs ?
I figured I'd give them...
...a holler.
Billy Bob's gonna puke.
Hey, if you're hungry,
I left a few hot dogs in here.
I'm back ! Puke and rally !
That's the way to ride them.
First-string offence, take water.
for a scrimmage.
Moxon, pick it up !
Your attitude's earning you laps, boy.
Keep smiling, shithead.
He used to hammer my ass
the same way 27 years ago.
- Hell, it's good for them.
- They're having the time of their lives.
- Oop-dee-oop left, on one.
- Let's go, big Mox !
Shift !
What the hell kind of offence is that ?
Kilmer's gonna eat his ass.
- Jesus, Moxon, what are you doing ?
- It's a secret.
Your dummies can't run a simple draw,
and you got secret formations ?
- This ain't no f***ing sandlot.
- It's called an Oop-dee-oop.
Overload the defense on one side,
burn them one-on-one on the other.
You got a bad attitude
and you don't listen !
We do things around here my way !
You think you're in some fancy school ?
I wonder if you know the difference
between a sneeze and a wet fart !
- You'll be second-string all your life !
- Kilmer loves to bang on your boy.
- Been on him all season.
- Oop-dee-oop, give me a break !
I stood up to it, so will he.
We're holding our Troy back a year,
so he'll be bigger for frosh tryouts.
- Eighth grade ain't so bad, is it ?
- Our Kyle's dying to be a Coyote.
Had that ankle injury, but he's ready
to go now. Ain't that right, son ?
Kyle ?
Kyle !
He's very spiritual.
It's a shame nobody had the mind
to hold us back when we was kids.
Hell, I didn't fare so bad.
Lance ! Toss me one, son.
Let's show them your old pop's still
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