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but the ad says the club

won't open until after dark...

...what the hell that means.

- Well, it's dark!

- Yeah, but is it after dark?

- No, but it's definitely dark!

- It might have just turned dark.

If we knew the exact moment it's dark,

we'd wait a few seconds

and it'd be after dark.

- So when's that?

- I don't know.

But you know what I'm saying,

after dark could mean morning!

- Am I making sense?

- No.

Hurry it up, it's closing time!

- Yo, Dunc!

- Let's go!

I'm going as fast as I can!

L just closed.

You just opened, again.

Coffees... six cups... to go.

Don't do that!

I'm not kidding!

AJ, help me.

Nope!

You see something funny?

L think this is serious.

AJ, I live, you die.

Think I'm going to let Maven there

cut one of your balls off.

Looks like it'Il be another hour or so

on these toilets, these pipes are tough!

So if you excuse me,

I'll get back to work!

Yeah, I definitely think

it's after dark now!

Snow!

I'm AJ! Come on,

all this over three lousy teeth?

Who spoke to you?

Uh oh.

Drop the knife, Snowflake, or you'Il

be picking these up off the floor!

Hey, Duncan, if you've finished

with those toilet seats...

Lucky they didn't try the bathrooms.

I was ready. What I would have done...

Hey! Messing with my buddies,

wham! Right in the chachkies.

One guy takes on the three of us.

Hey! Maybe we ought to wait

and see if you want another round!

How about that buddy? Huh?

Dunc! They ordered six coffees!

Ok, so it's not Caesar's palace.

Let's get this over with quick.

I'm in the mood for love

Simply because they're naked.

Guys! I'm on a roll tonight and when

that happens, I attract women like flies.

- Even.

- Sh*t.

Only because they're naked

I'm in the mood for love.

Hey, wait a minute.

I thought we were...

We gotta be getting back soon,

AJ will take care of everything, Ok?

Wait, this isn't fair!

We come out here all the way,

and I don't even get

a chance to watch?

I think I should have a say

in the selection.

You can interview her, in the car.

No way, one for all

and all inside I say, ta ta!

Duncan, don't do that!

Six coffees!

I'm in the mood for love

Simply because they're naked...

How you doing, boys?

Can I see your lD?

Good... enough! Perfect.

Go ahead!

Bar or table?

Ringside!

Thank you... Sir!

Hey, Blondie!

You don't remember me, do you?

It has been a long time

but I remember you.

I'm Emma and I will be your waitress

for this evening, guys.

So what can I get for you?

I would like a slow,

comfortable, screw.

A beer. And one for my buddy.

For a week.

L know I gotta get it fixed.

It drives me crazy.

It drives you crazy.

You don't remember that.

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