Up Periscope Page #3
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- 1959
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Oh, no.
Report back to the boat immediately.
Now, of course, sir. Phil, sir.
You and I know
this is just a pleasant little joke.
We will end up on land tomorrow,
each in our own little wiki
with our own gorgeous little hangover.
Oh, well, come on. Say we will.
I wish that's how it was, Pat,
but that's not how it's gonna be.
Let's move it, men!
- You're not gonna do this to me again.
- Let's go!
Malone, do you really have to go?
- What about our dance?
- Now, girls, girls.
- Oh, no.
Let's face this situation
- Come, children.
- But, Mr. Malone, you promised.
Patrick Malone always keeps his promises,
one way or the other.
Lieutenant, sir, be my guest.
They're all paid for.
- Well, thank you, Ensign.
- You're welcome.
Well, girls, goodbye.
Mui-Mui.
Oi-Oi.
Moy-Moy.
Well, goodbye.
- Aloha, Mr. Malone.
- Aloha, Mr. Malone.
Yeah, aloha.
- Aloha.
- Aloha.
Well, now, girls, gather around.
That's better, isn't it?
Let me see.
- Moy-Moy.
- Oi-Oi.
- Now, well, that doesn't matter, does it?
- No.
Well, now.
Can I have another Scotch, please?
Easy.
Mr. Malone!
- Yeah!
- Last one!
- Secure all the loading hatches, York!
- Aye, aye, sir.
Torpedoes are all loaded.
Food, fuel, and supplies are all checked in.
Good.
Now we sit and wait
for our passenger to show.
Yeah, if this passenger service works out,
you suppose we'll get the mail contracts?
Wow.
There's a sewer pipe I'd give up
a month's leave
full of telephone numbers to serve on.
Well, you could do worse
than the Barracuda, Pat.
Sure, Phil. I could get a transfer
to the Monitor or the Merrimack, too.
It must be a sweet feeling
coming home with your
keel chalked up and tubes empty
and letting them know
that you swept a lot of dirt to the bottom.
Now, us. Wouldn't hurt a fly, us wouldn't.
We'll be waving a broomstick of our own
one of these days.
Yeah, and I can tell you from where.
I think you made your point clear,
Mr. Malone.
Yes, sir. I'd better double-check
those water lines, sir.
Hey, Peck, Gruber!
Give him a hand on that number four line!
Well, well, well.
Lieutenant, so you're our passenger.
Hello, Malone.
And what did you do
with my wine, women and leis?
- They were expendable.
- They were what?
Expendable.
I'm looking for the duty officer.
Lieutenant, sir,
you're looking at the duty officer.
I'm also the assistant communications
and sound officer,
the assistant
to the assistant approach officer,
the assistant engineering officer,
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