Undercover Blues Page #2

Synopsis: A wise-cracking husband and wife team of ex-Spies arrive in New Orleans on maternity leave with their baby girl. There they are hassled by muggers, the police and their FBI boss, who wants them to do just-one-more job.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Herbert Ross
Production: MGM Home Entertainment
 
IMDB:
6.0
Rotten Tomatoes:
33%
PG-13
Year:
1993
90 min
349 Views


Is it?

Mr. Blue, if...

If you know something...

but you're afraid

to talk about it...

we can give you

full protection.

Thanks, but I really

don't know anything.

Well, thank you, sir.

Here's your ID,

and here's my card.

If you change your mind,

please give us a call.

-Will do.

-Bye, ma'am.

That baby stroller's

taken quite a beating.

Baggage handlers.

-Good night.

-Good night.

Let me see if

I understand this correctly.

You took our child

into a knife fight?

It was a fair fight--

two of them, two of us.

Jeff, how could you?

It wasn't my idea.

You should have seen them,

complete amateurs.

Biggest risk was I'd fall down

laughing and hurt myself.

I won't do it again.

This is Chapter Two

in which Jeff and Jane...

have a child

and lead a normal life.

You forgot the formula.

That's my boy, Metre.

I'm going to f*** him up.

Watch this. Hold my stick.

Boy, this is gonna be good.

-Red.

-What can I do you?

-Creme de menthe.

-Coming up.

Hey, Muerte,

I heard you had some trouble.

Yeah. You should

see the other guys--

fifteen guys

with chains and dogs.

You should see

what they look like.

I mean...

That ain't what I heard.

I heard it was one guy...

with a cute little tiny baby!

Which one of them

done it to you, Muerte?

Was it the guy...

or that cute little tiny baby?

My name is Muerte!

My name is Death!

Don't you forget that!

Scumhooks!

So now he's looking for Blue.

Great. Muerte's going

to be out for blood.

He's a vindictive

little sh*t, Captain.

Then you find him first.

That's not all.

There's something strange

about this guy Blue...

what he did to

Muerte and Ozzie.

He was holding a baby,

so he did it one-handed.

What are you saying?

It takes special training.

What I'm wondering is,

who is this guy? FBI?

I don't think the FBI

is running anything...

but you know how much

they tell us.

There's a guy

I knew in the service...

works with the Bureau in D.C.

Maybe I should check it out.

Stop wondering

and check it out.

Right.

FBI?

Dan Chesler, please.

-His line is busy.

-I'll wait.

Come on!

-Chesler.

-Hey, Danny.

Ted Sawyer here.

How you doing?

Listen, ran into somebody

unusual down here.

Was wondering if

he could be one of yours?

Calls himself Jefferson Blue.

Did I say something funny?

-I'm dying.

-It wasn't that far.

-20 miles.

-That's far.

Hold it.

Stay put, pumpkin.

One man on

the couch...reading.

A literate burglar?

How refreshing.

Reading what?

Go for the far wall.

I'll cover you from here.

One...

Two...

Three.

Jeff! Jeff!

Frank! How are you doing?

Did we ever thank you

for the crib blanket?

No, honey. The White House

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Ian Abrams

Ian Abrams is an American television writer and producer, and, with Pat Page and Vik Rubenfeld, co-creator of the CBS TV series Early Edition, although he did not write any produced episodes of the series except the pilot and was only on the writing staff of the show during its first year. Other credits include Undercover Blues and Rolling Thunder (1996). Since 1998, Abrams, who attended Duke University, has been Director of the Screenwriting and Playwriting in the Antoinette Westphal College of Media Arts and Design at Drexel University, where he teaches screenwriting, film comedy, and contemporary cinema, among other courses. more…

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