Tru Confessions Page #2

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Or Do You Just, Like,

Put The Sign Up There

To, You Know,

Take Advantage

Of Environmentally-Conscious

Women Like Myself?

Tru:
And You'd

Never Catch Eddie

Packing Left-Over

Chinese Food

And Chopsticks In My Lunch.

Oh, Check Out The Note

In Totally Fake

Chinese Writing

That Has The Translation

On The Back.

Could She Possibly Be

Any Cornier?

I--I'm Really Serious.

I Want To Know

If They're Organic Or Not.

Tru And Everybody

Came Home,

And I Was Really Funny.

Paparazzi! Paparazzi!

Remember, Tru,

When I Said It?

Papa-Who?

Tru:
He's

Saying Paparazzi, Dad.

You Know, Like

Celebrity Photographer.

Paparazzi, Oh.

Paparazzi, That's Funny.

That Was

Real Funny, Huh?

Funny.

It's Funny.

It's Funny.

It Wasn't Funny.

Mom, Could You Pass Me

The Broccoli, Please?

Mm-Hmm.

Thank You. Oh.

Oh! Not Again!

Mom:
It's Ok, Honey.

Sit Down. I Got It.

It's Not As If We Can

Eat The Broccoli Now.

It's All Covered

With Glass.

I'm Sorry, Dad.

[Sighs]

Come Here.

Come Here.

Hey, You Know What?

One Of These Days,

We're Gonna Go Through

An Entire Meal

Without Dropping

Or Breaking Anything.

I Know

It's Gonna Happen.

Right.

Come On.

It's Ok. Sit Down.

Tru:
Did You Know

It's Fairly Common

For Baby Sharks

To Attack Each Other

In The Womb?

It's True.

We Learned It In Science.

[Shark Belches]

Stop!

Tru:
What If Everything

That's Wrong With Eddie

Is All My Fault?

Mom Says It's Not True,

But How Does She Know?

I Mean, I'm The Twin

Who Was Born First.

Maybe Everything Would've

Been Different

If I'd Let Eddie

Out Ahead Of Me.

My Twin Brother Has

A Developmental Disability.

Now That We're

Starting High School,

I Think It Would Be

Really Cool

If I Could Find Some Way

To Make Him More Comfortable

And Accepted In The World.

If Anybody Has Any Ideas

On How To Help Him Out,

I'd Really Appreciate

Hearing From You.

Tru W.

[Bell Rings]

Tru:
Can You Stand It?

Billy Meyer And I

Totally Connected.

He's, Like,

The Hottest Junior Ever,

And I'm Just

A Lowly Freshman,

But He Completely

Stopped To Talk To Me.

What'd He Say?

Hey, Kid, Is There

An Assembly Today?

Wow.

That Proves It.

He Has To Be

In Love With You.

It Means

He Knows I'm Alive.

Hey, Guys,

I've Got The Dirt On Something

You Are Definitely Gonna

Want To Hear About.

I Hope It's Not

About Billy Meyer.

What About Billy Meyer?

Nothing.

She's Delirious.

She Has No Idea

What She's Talking About.

She's Right.

I'm A Total Buffoon.

Aah! Don't Tell Me

You're In Love

With That Jerk.

I'm Not, Ok?

Do You Have News,

Or Don't You?

Well, What'll

You Give Me For It?

Forget It.

[Bell Rings]

Hey, Where

Are You Going?

Homeroom's This Way.

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