Trouble in Store Page #2

your services.

- You mean?

- I mean you're fired. Get out!

Will you get out? Get out this instant!

(Miss Drew) Norman,

take a week's notice.

He wouldn't have sacked me.

He could take a joke.

Get out, will you?!

There, Mr Freeman.

Don't upset yourself. It'll be OK.

(Liftboy) Children's Wild West Saloon,

toys, gramophones,

bicycles, sports goods, men's hats.

(Children chattering)

Gimme a stiff... grapefruit.

(Woman) # I'd like to put on record

that I need you, need you, need you

# So won't you, won't you try to see

# That every time the record says

I love you, love you, love you

# Won't you please love me?

# I'd like to put on record

that I love you, love you, love you

# I want the whole wide world

to know it's true

# I'd like to state forever,

that never, never, never

# Will there ever be another boy like you

# I'd like to put on record

that I need you, need you, need you

# So won't you, won't you try to see

# That every time the record says

I love you, love you, love you

# Won't you please love me? #

Would anybody like to record

their own love song?

You can send a message to your wife

or your mother or your sweetheart. No?

How about you, sir?

I'm sure you have a message.

No, thanks.

Come along, sir, then you.

Don't be shy.

Here are the words.

I'll sing the first verse with you.

Now, don't be shy, sir.

There's a whole band playing with you.

Now, who's it to?

My darling wife or mother or Jane, Jill...

Don't ask me,

I come to tell you about the bike.

Now, come along, sir, she must have

a name. What do you call her?

Oh. Just that - "darling"?

- Darling...

- Well, all right, here we go.

(Inaudible over music intro)

# I'd like to put on record that I...

# Love you, love you, love you

# I want the whole wide world

to know it's true

# I'd like to state forever

# That never, never, never

# Could there ever be

another girl like you

# I'd like to put on record that I...

# Need you, need you, need you

# So won't you, won't you try to see

# That every time the record says

# I love you

# It simply means, my darling, that... #

I love you.

# I'll even say it once again,

I love you, love you, love you

# Cos I want you

# Want you to love me too

# Want you to love me too #

Well!

- Thank you. Good morning, madam.

- Morning.

Thank you very much. Excuse me.

Miss Drew, you may go.

I'll see a few more departments.

Come, gentlemen.

Great man, the new chief.

You'd better watch your step.

He's worried about all the shoplifting.

- I think that's the one you want.

- May I try it? Thank you.

- These are yours, sir.

- Ah, thank you, sweetheart.

- They're rather nice, sir.

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