Tower Heist Page #2
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JOSH:
Morning, Judge Ramos.How did you do?
I ran the Reservoir, 15 flat.
Nice.
Where's Charlie?
I need my cigars.
I think he took Mrs. Cronan
to physical therapy.
I'll bring them up
the second he gets here.
Thank you.
BOY:
Hey, Lester.GIRL:
Good morning, Lester.ALL:
Hi, Lester.What's invisible
and smells like worms?
ALL:
Bird farts.We've heard that one before.
Have a great day at school.
Morning,
Mr. Hightower.
Ma'am.
Sir, that package you ordered from
Cairo arrived three days early.
Hmm.
Yeah.
It's on its way from
Josh, can you
have the chauffeur
pick us up at the back, please?
Already done.
Thank you.
Darling, let's go.
That guy's daughter
looks like a prostitute.
We're all about discretion
here, Mr. Dev'Reaux.
Right, right.
How do you guys split up the tips?
We don't. We never
take tips at The Tower.
No, I don't really want to
Charlie.
CHARLIE:
Sasha!Your brother's coming, I'm at
work and I can't talk right now.
You're 20 minutes late!
Where are Judge Ramos' cigars?
Right here.
Josh, I'm freaking out.
Can I help you?
Go.
What?
We just went to the OB/GYN, the
baby is in the third trimester,
its head is six inches wide,
your sister has a tiny vagina.
Everyone tells me to stop worrying.
I said, "Stop worrying?"
In labor its head is
going to get crushed
or it's going to blow
out your sister's vagina.
(WHISPERING) Don't say the
"V" word in the lobby.
He said all the women in your
family have teeny tiny vaginae.
I've been covering
your ass all week.
Simon is
breathing down my neck.
What are you doing?
(SIGHS) I'm worried.
Did you hear what I was saying?
Simon is going to fire you.
Simon is not going to fire me today.
I got the red flowers.
Red flowers?
Yeah, it's Chinese New Year.
Mrs. Jin will be
down here any second.
It's crucial the first thing she
hears be something positive.
Her entire year depends on it.
Mrs. Jin.
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)
Happy New Year.
(CHUCKLES)
Did you see that smile?
JOSH:
Wanted to see me?SIMON:
Yeah.Fitzhugh is refusing to leave.
We've never had a forced
eviction at The Tower.
If they drag Mr. Fitzhugh and
his family into the street,
it's bad for all of us.
Why don't you talk to him?
This is your
responsibility, Josh.
The bank comes in the morning.
Get him out.
(KNOCKING)
Mr. Fitzhugh,
it's Josh Kovaks, sir.
(FITZHUGH GRUNTING)
Good morning, Josh.
Are you alone?
Yeah.
Hey, did you see what
the market did today?
Went up 106 points.
Ask me why it did that?
Why?
I don't know,
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