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You're a genius.

Boss, you got no problem

with me, really.

I've... got it.

You should go on TV.

There's no need to ask

what brings you here.

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

Dr. Palomero too, huh?

Looks like we have to wait.

You didn't bring any cards

so we can have a game?

Excuse me...

There's no paper.

And I think someone

was smoking in the bathroom.

Disgraceful!

It's a no-smoking building!

It wasn't me.

Do you know the health risk

to passive smokers includes,

apart from lung cancer,

cancer of...

WHO AM I?

...the paranasal sinuses,

respiratory infections

and multiple heart diseases?

Horrible.

I have to put it in?

I'm very busy.

The computer app

has a life of its own.

It gave everyone the same time.

It wasn't my fault.

It's competing with me.

Good afternoon.

Is this Dr. Palomino's office?

Palomero, lady!

And what did I say?

Is it me or did someone

leave a tap on?

Numerical obsessive-compulsive

disorder.

Arithmomania, that's your thing.

I've been seeing doctors so long,

I've got a huge file

on these diseases.

So, what am I?

An arithmomaniac,

someone who can't stop counting.

- So mine's got a name?

- Sure.

How about that?

Get me the IT guy!

No! Now!

But Miss...

Tiffany.

- But Miss Tiffany's...

- That's the jeweler's.

- I was about to say that. Thanks.

- Dr. Palo... or whatever...

- Is he in yet?

- No, not yet.

Ramiro, the super-mega app

you foisted on us to solve

our appointment problems

is a piece of sh*t.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

Go to the waiting room and wait.

Thanks a lot.

No, I told you to uninstall the app.

I think this woman is incapable

of doing a job like this.

Very curt.

With all the qualified girls

out of a job. Explain that to me.

- People are awful.

- Are you listening, Ramiro?

They say the electromagnetic waves

from cellphones

are making us all a bit crazy.

I have to go to the bathroom.

- Cystitis.

- Don't hold it in, that's worse.

CONTACT WITH THE OTHER SIDE

- Good afternoon.

- Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

Can you control yourself?

Done.

Hey, let me out!

I'm freaking out!

I've got claustrophobia!

Honey!

Do you have an appointment

with Dr. Palo... Alto, sweetie?

Yes, yes.

Palomero, Palomero.

How many people is he seeing today?

Whore! Slut! Gutter slut!

F***ing hussy!

- Jesus! What is this?

- Prick-teaser!

Sorry, madam, forgive me.

Are you insane?

Are you drunk?

Don't be offended.

My friend has a tiny problem.

He swears and makes

obscene gestures unintentionally.

- Suck my cock!

- For God's sake!

Excuse me, I'm sorry.

No, Federico, no.

Don't apologize again.

Lady, you have to understand

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