Toc Toc

Synopsis: The adventures and misadventures of a group of patients with OCD dated at the same time.
Genre: Comedy
90 min

is in session this afternoon. Name?

Blanca Ruiz-Prez.

Hello. Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

You never know

who's been sitting here.

Not me, that's for sure. Why?

CLINICAL PSYCHOLOGIS I'll lick your pussy.

Gimme that ass.

Excuse me...


Did you say something?

"Good afternoon."

Good afternoon.

Excuse me,

when is your appointment?

At 4230.

The same time as mine.

- With Palomero?

- Palomero, yes.

Fuckng bitch!

- I heard that. I'm not deaf.

- No, no...

- Save that for somebody else!

- Miss, please...

- Where's the bathroom?

- I'll suck your tits!

- No, no, no!

- Miss...

Miss, don't be scared.

Don't touch me!

- Listen, miss...

- Don't touch me!



I won't hurt you.

- Let me explain...

- Help!


I'm not doing it on purpose.


- Please.

- Don't touch me!

Calm down or we'll be

like this all afternoon. Slut!

I'm not a slut!

You're out of control!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- Bitch!

- Cut it out!

There are 75,

there's no disputing it.

Excuse me, will you call the police?


Yes. Can you give me a second?

There's some kind of

evil ventriloquist in there.

Look, look!

Look how he's pushing!

He went nuts because

our appointments are the same time.

What time's your appointment?


- Mine's at 4:
30 too.

- Is that my fault?

Relax, I didn't say anything.

- And the hostess?

- What hostess?

What's-her-face over there.

Will you knock it off?

Call them!

Why would I call the police?

I'm a taxi driver,

an expert in conflict resolution.

Let me handle it.

- I don't have a weird disease.

- Then what are you doing here?

- What?

- What?

Did you get up in a bad mood?

Sorry, miss, I told you,

I don't do it on purpose.

- You were pushing the door.

- You wouldn't listen to me.

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Laurent Baffie

Laurent Baffie (Montreuil, 18 April 1958) is a French author, short film director and humorist.Baffie (often only called by his last name) is famous for his funny hidden cameras, sense of repartee, biting humour as well as musical and animal culture. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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