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She wouldn't listen to you.

Same as my wife. Well, ex-wife.

I shout insults and obscenities

at people without wanting to.

Tourette's Syndrome

the specialists call it.

- Are you shitting me?

- No, I swear it's true.

F*** off!

See? It just comes out.

Now you mention it,

I think I saw it in a documentary.

I've had it since I was 11.

I've been to so many specialists...

A**hole! Sorry.

No, no, relax.

I'm in the middle of an attack.

Sorry if I freaked out.

I never imagined you were...

No, it happens to me a lot.

There's no cure,

but I'm told that Dr. Palomero

can reduce the attacks.

What's going on here?

The bathroom, please?

The bathroom? What for?

- Do I have to explain?

- What does that say?

-"Bathrooms".

- Then why ask?

- Use the men's, the other's busted.

- No way I'm going in there.

I'll just... freshen up.

Miss, we have a problem.

This isn't group therapy, is it?

No, you have separate times.

Then why are the three of us here?

I've waited 13.5 months

for this appointment.

410 days.

9,840 hours, which makes...

590,400 minutes. This sucks.

There's a long waiting list.

I'm thinking of opening my own clinic.

People are more and more...

Disoriented.

Exactly!

It's the business of the future.

Sorry, can I ask a question?

Is it true that Dr. Palomero

never sees the same patient twice?

They say he's a philanthropist,

Rockefeller-style,

never charges his patients.

I'm sorry, I'm not authorized

to discuss his methods.

Ffff... iddlesticks!

Let it out.

Don't repress it,

you'll feel much better.

Have you got the same syndrome

as this gentleman?

I suffer from "9 to 5 syndrome".

Go into the waiting room and wait!

Federico, my name's Federico.

- Emilio. Nice to meet you.

- Same here.

I have a question.

What about at night?

- At night what?

- Do you do it then too?

No, at night I'm asleep

and terribly polite.

Excuse me for prying, but...

have you ever wondered,

out of curiosity,

what your average is?

- Average what?

- How old are you?

- Sixty.

- You look like a young lad.

- Thanks.

- You've had it since you were 11?

Yes. Where is this going?

In 5 minutes, you've had 6 spasms,

which means 72 an hour.

If we multiply that by 16...

- I won't count 8 hours sleep.

- No, not 8.

I get by on 5, I'm an early riser.

Then it comes to...

a total of 1,368 insults a day.

- Roughly.

- That many?

I haven't finished.

Right, 1,368 times 365,

499,320.

Impressive.

I'll finish.

499,320 times 49,

the years since you began,

makes a total of...

24,466,680,

insults or obscene gestures.

Roughly, or...?

No, not roughly. Exactly.

You're really... An a**hole!

Sorry, sorry...

A genius, I meant to say.

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