Tiger Shark Page #2

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I SAY TO HIM, "YOU DON' HAVE TO READ THE BOOK. YOU JUST LISTEN,"

AND ST. PETER, HE LISTEN,

AND THEN HE HEAR A SONG

COMING UP ABOUT MIKE MASCARENHAS.

NO. THE SONG

WILL NOT COMING UP.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

THE SONG:

WILL GOING DOWN.

HUH?

YOU GO TO HELL.

HEY, NOBODY SAY

ANYTHING LIKE THAT TO ME.

YOU DON'T--

YOU MEAN:

BECAUSE MY HAND IS--

MM-HMM. SURE. SURE.

EVERYBODY KNOW:

THAT TO GO TO HEAVEN,

YOU MUST HAVE TWO HANDS,

TWO FEET.

YOU MUST BE:

100% PERFECT.

NO FISHERMAN:

CAN GO TO HEAVEN WITH A BITE OUT OF HIM.

HMM?

SAY, WHO STAND AT THE GATE

TO LET YOU IN?

ST. PETER.

WELL, HE WAS FISHERMAN,

DON'T HE?

SURE.

HE WAS FIRST-CLASS

FISHERMAN IN HIS DAY, HUH, DON'T HE?

OF COURSE.

ST. PETER, HE CATCH

LITTLE FISH--YOU KNOW, SARDINE, JUST LIKE THAT,

IN SEA OF GALILEE,

DON'T HE?

YOU DON'T THINK

ST. PETER CLOSE THE GATE ON MIKE MASCARENHAS,

WHO CATCH BIGGEST FISH

IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN? NO, HE DON'T.

I BET ST. PETER,

HE ASK ME GO FISHING WITH HIM.

YEAH, AND THE FIRST DAY,

I CATCH MORE FISH THAN ANYBODY UP THERE.

[MAN YELLING]

FISH!

COME ON.

EVERYBODY ON DECK. HURRY UP NOW!

Man:
FISH!

HEY, JOE, WHAT IS IT?

OVER THERE, MIKE.

WHAT IS IT?

Joe:
SARDINES.

ALL RIGHT, BOYS,

SEND A SHIP OUT.

GO ON, BOYS.

HURRY UP QUICK NOW.

YOU CAN'T CATCH FISH

WITHOUT BAIT.

ALL RIGHT,

LET'S GO, GANG.

ALL RIGHT, YOU'LL HAVE

TO HOLD ON IN THE WIND. THE TIDE IS NOT WITH US.

LET HER GO.

COME ON, BOYS, LET HER GO.

COME ON, EVERYBODY,

GET ON THE JOB.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

COME ON, SILVA.

HEY, GET BUSY NOW!

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

THERE YOU ARE.

LET HER GO.

EASY NOW.

LET HER GO EASY NOW.

BE CAREFUL.

WE GOT A GOOD HAUL, CHUCK.

TIMING:

IS EVERYTHING.

THEM ARE SURE:

FINE SARDINES, BOB.

YES, THEY'RE NICE.

BEST HAUL WE'VE MADE

FOR A LONG WHILE.

HOW MANY SCHOOLS YOU GOT?

300, MIKE. THAT'S ABOU ALL WE GOT IN THIS HAUL.

THAT'S NOT HALF ENOUGH.

WE'LL HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER HAUL.

COME ON, WE HAVE TO

WORK TONIGHT. GET THE NETS READY.

JIMMY, PULL THAT WING IN

ON YOUR SIDE.

YOU GOT TO MAKE IT EVEN.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

YOU'RE NOT SO STRONG TONIGHT.

I'LL HAVE THE COOK

PUT AN EXTRA BEAN IN YOUR SOUP.

MAYBE YOU FISHING

IN HEAVEN.

THAT-A BOYS.

TIGER SHARK!

SHARK! GET THAT GUN!

JOSEPH,

GET THE HARPOON!

HURRY UP OR WE'LL

LOSE OUR NETS.

[GUNSHOTS]

[SHOUTING IN PORTUGUESE]

Pipes:
HURRY UP!

THROW HIM A LINE!

THROW HIM:

A ROPE, BOYS!

HURRY NOW!

THROW HIM A LINE!

PIPES, BEA THOSE SHARKS AWAY!

[GUNSHOTS]

SHARK GOT HIM!

SHARK GOT HIM!

SHARK GOT HIM!

SHARK GOT HIM--MANUEL!

SHARK GOT HIS LEGS.

MIKE, SHARK GOT HIS LEGS!

GIVE ME A ROPE TO PU AROUND HIS SHOULDERS. HURRY UP!

HOLD IT TIGHT.

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