Third Star Page #2

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realize you'll never play in the World Cup Final

or ... be the first man on Mars ...

and all those daydreams

become fantasies rather than possibilities

I have no response to that

This is nice though, isn't it?

Yeah...

Yes it is!

Where did you get that watch?

From my father. Birthday present. It's a

Rolex Oyster Perpetual Sea-Dweller 4000

Yeah your dad's a liar - it's a fake

F*** you!

Nice. Give it to me!

I'm gonna tell'em you asked to see my cock

Do you like my wings?

Give me the wach or I'll tear

your f***ing wings off!

Don't want it anymore

Don't like fakes

- Yeah, me neither, come on!

We're both better off

Hey, poofter!

What's the time?

Brothers, this is not the way!

I'm sorry. That was an accident

He's like an Alsatian pup. he's one of

those guys everyone just seems to love

Nuts?

Hold your fighting!

Oi! Oi!

- Davy, I'm going in.

- This is what we were talking about

- Your morphine chases. You're drunk

- Maybe. A little

- This is it

- Maybe you should sit this one out

- NO!

- Sorry

Davy, ramming speed!

Hey! What are you doing?

Not him! He's got cancer!

I'm not shitting with you

You don't hit people with cancer

Sensible retreat but the tide was turning

Why would you sleep naked in a tent with me?

Cause it's like ...

Look I don't wanna feel you poking me in the back

Yeah did you feel that in the middle of the night

- What is that??

- I'm not gonna ...

- I think I farted, sorry ...

I don't know any adults who still

use talcum powder

I don't use talcum powder

That's your boil skin flaking all over

our lovely tent

- Aw Jeesus ...

- We laid the tent on a cow pat

I knew that pillow was

too good to be true

I have an insight into what it's like

to be one of your wank puppets

Pretty great I'm told

- Where are my clothes?

- Mine are missing too

Yes they are...

All your spare clothes are missing

Why? Why would you do this? Why?

We have no need for the wasteful

conforts of modern life

- I'll f***ing kill you!!

- What?!

We are going to experience the landscape

A wardrobe from leaves and Kendal mint cake

Don't chase him, you just encourage

Don't wrestle again! I'm bored of

seeing wrestles

God, it's like deliverance

That's it, I'm wearing your clothes

if I get wet

- Where are my digestifs?

- Up my arse you prick!

Now that is deeply, deeply, deeply disturbing

- If the cart breaks ...

- Ah, get on, get a grip!

- Come on, ok?

- No!

- No? Come oon!

- Steady boys

Ok? Go, go, go!

Hello there! We 4 would like to take the ferry

- When?

- Whenever it leaves

Four. There are four of us ...

- And the cart.

- Yees.

Singles or returns?

Return. But not today, we're camping

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