The Wiz Page #2

She was the parks department

commissioner!

Caught us paintin' on

her playground walls.

- Turned us into graffiti!

- And there we stayed.

- Flat, splat and stuck like that!

- Doomed as cartoons forever.

'Til you burned alphabet

through the sky and ended the curse.

- And the "curseress. "

- Givin' a new lease on life to us...

The Munchkins, most recently

referred to as the "cursees. "

Toto.

Let's hear it for

Super Witch and her Wonder Dog!

Two, four, six, eight!

Who do we appreciate?

Miss One!

Come to Mama,

you hot little digits!

Let me lay my 20-20s on ya!

Oh, how I love you!

Let me... Mmm!

Count the ways!

Oh, mmm! Mmm!

Innumerable blessings,

countless felicitations.

Thank you beyond number

and additional good stuff!

I didn't mean to...

I didn't mean to kill her.

Oh, don't be

all sixes and sevens, honey.

You did the world a multitudinous

service by 86ing ol' Evermean.

Bottom line, honey,

this chick put the "ugh" in ugly.

But she sure had pretty shoes,

didn't she? Yah!

I don't want these shoes.

I wanna go home.

I wouldn't discount

those shoes, honey.

And don't ever take 'em off

until you do get home.

Remember Miss One told ya.

Oh, pardon me.

Miss One's the name

if you haven't guessed by now.

Numbers is my game

and now that you've freed us...

we can all go back to

runnin' our business, ahem.

We can all go back to

runnin' our business.

We can all go back to

runnin' our business.

But where am I?

Where am I?

You're in Munchkin Land!

- The indivisible Land of Oz!

- Oz?

But where's my home?

Where's Aunt Em? Where's New York?

- New York?

- 433 Prospect Place.

Ooh! Four, three, three.

You wanna play more than

one number today, honey?

I got a freedom special,

three numbers for the price...

No, I don't wanna play any numbers.

I just wanna get home!

Oh, well, now that ol'

Evermean's number's up...

...that leaves only

three witches in Oz.

One, myself, but my powers

don't amount to much.

And number two, Glinda,

the Good Witch of the South.

Oh, she's a real star,

but you can hardly catch her in.

And number three, the multi-horrored

Evillene, the Wicked Witch of the West.

Evermean's even uglier sister!

But I don't think it'd be

a good time to ask her for a favor.

So I figured the odds are only the Wiz

could cipher how to get you back to...

So I figured the odds are only the Wiz

could cipher how to get you back to...

- Where'd you say that place was?

- The Wiz?

What's a Wiz?

What's a... What's a Wiz?

Oh, darlin', he's the ultimate.

The "X" quotient, the new math.

The common denominator,

the main man.

The head honcho!

Bottom line, honey.

Numero uno!

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