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So have a sign posted saying:
"Sergeants are forbidden
to dance with privates."
You might as well take that memo
to the sign painter.
Yes, sir.
- Sakini here, boss.
- Don't ever put your finger on an officer.
- Oh, not all right, boss?
- No.
If you want to announce
your presence, knock.
Can't you natives ever learn anything
about custom?
What do you think you're doing?
Oh, not know, boss. Do what you ask.
Everything in this country
conspires to annoy me.
Oh, he come now, boss. I run ahead.
Socks fall down.
Captain Fisby reporting, sir.
Welcome to Team 147.
- I can't tell you how glad I am to have you.
- Thank you, sir.
Frankly, we're so desperate
for officer personnel...
...I'd be glad to see you
even if you had two heads.
That'll be all, Sakini.
You can wait outside.
- Okay.
- Sit down, captain, sit down.
- Thank you. Thank you very much.
- Oh, sorry, boss. I sit by door, boss.
- May as well be comfortable here.
- Yes.
Not sleep.
Have you unpacked?
Oh, yes, sir. I unpacked
as soon as I got in last night.
Well, that's too bad
because you'll have to pack again.
I am sending you to Tobiki at once.
We need a man of your caliber
- Well, thank you.
- I am informed...
...that you requested this transfer
from Psychological Warfare to my outfit.
- May I say that I am honored.
- Yeah.
Well, in all fairness, sir, I think I should
tell you that I was requested to request it.
Oh, may I ask why?
Well, you see, sir...
...it seems that my... My propaganda
to undermine the enemy's morale...
...undermined the staff's morale instead.
How did you get into Psychological Warfare
in the first place?
- I was requested to request a transfer.
- From what?
- The Paymaster General's office.
- What was your duty there?
Well, I had charge
of the payroll-computation machine.
Well, until...
- Until what?
- Well...
You know, machines have always been
my mortal enemy, colonel.
I don't believe that they're inanimate.
They're not inanimate.
- They're full of malice and ill will.
- I asked you what happened, captain.
Yes. Yes, sir.
Well, this machine... This... You know,
the payroll-computation machine?
It made a mistake, it seems...
...of a quarter of a million dollars
in the payroll.
And unfortunately, the men were paid
before the mistake was discovered.
- What did they do to you?
- Oh, they gave me a job licking envelopes.
- And then you asked for a transfer.
- No.
I developed an allergy to glue.
How many outfits in this man's Army
have you been in, captain?
- Let's see, how many are there now, sir?
- Never mind.
I admit disappointment, but not defeat.
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