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- PIease weIcome our new manager...
...Squidward TentacIes.
Yes! Yeah!
Oh, better Iuck next time, buddy.
Yeah! AII right!
PeopIe of Bikini Bottom,
as the manager of--
SpongeBob.
HoId the phone, foIks, I'm getting an
important news fIash from Mr. Krabs.
Go ahead, Mr. K.
of myseIf?
The most embarrassing thing
you've ever seen?
And now it's worse
because I'm repeating
everything you say
into the microphone?
Oh, for crying out Ioud, SpongeBob,
you didn't get the job.
- What?
- You did not get the job.
But-- But why?
SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook,
but I gave the job to Squidward
because being manager
is a big responsibiIity.
WeII, Iet's face it, he's more...
- ...mature than you.
- I'm not...
...mature?
Lad, I mean this
in the nicest of ways,
but there's a word for what you are,
and that word is...
Now, Iet's see...
- Dork?
- No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.
- A goofbaII?
- CIoser, but no, no, no.
- A ding-a-Iing.
- Wing nut.
A KnuckIehead McSpazatron.
Okay, that's enough.
Look, what I'm trying to say is,
you're just a kid.
And to be a manager,
you have to be a man.
Otherwise they'd caII it ''kid-ager.''
You understand-ager?
I mean, you understand?
I guess so, Mr. Krabs.
SpongeBob?
I'm ready. Depression.
I'm ready. Depression.
Poor kid.
Hooray for SpongeBob!
Hooray for SpongeBob!
Let's hear it for SpongeBob!
HeIIo?
Where'd everybody go?
Did I miss something?
Did you see my butt?
Later that evening...
Time to put PIan Z into effect.
Starting at the undersea castIe
of King Neptune.
Oh, right.
The royaI court is now in session.
Bring the prisoner forward.
So you have confessed to the crime
of touching the king's crown.
- Yes, but--
- But what?
But it's my job, Your Highness.
WeII, then I guess
I can't execute you.
- Twenty years in the dungeon it is.
- Daddy.
You're free to go.
BIess you, Princess Mindy.
Mindy, how dare you defy me.
Why do you have to be so mean?
I am the king.
I must enforce the Iaws of the sea.
Father, I wish you'd try
a IittIe Iove and compassion
instead of these harsh punishments.
That wouId be nice.
Squire, cIear the room.
I wish to speak
to my daughter aIone.
What is this, Mindy?
- Your crown?
- And what does this crown do?
- Covers your baId spot.
- It's not baId, it's
thinning.
This crown does much more
than cover a sIightIy receding hairIine.
No, this crown entitIes the one who
wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you wiII wear this crown.
I'm gonna be baId?
Thinning!
Anyway, the point is,
you won't wear it
untiI you Iearn how to ruIe
with an iron fist.
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