The Smurfs 2 Page #3

I don't like this at all.

Thank you.

There's nothing like

the embrace of two proud Doyle men.

I am not a Doyle man.

Little Paddy Doyle.

- Winslow.

- Okay, compromise. Winslow.

Hyphen-Doyle.

Hey, isn't he the guy

from the Korndog commercials on TV?

- Hey, you're right.

- Well, you got me.

- Korndog King.

- No, no, no.

- One moment.

- Please not this.

Now, in honour of Blue's birthday,

I'm going to present each and every

one of you with a free Korndog...

- Thank you.

- ... on the house.

Teriaki dog.

That's for you.

Do these have any peanuts?

I would never put peanuts in a Korndog.

Great.

Go ahead, big guy, it's okay.

For the simple reason, you see,

we deep-fry them in peanut oil.

Peanut oil?

- What?

- Johnny, spit it... Spit it out right away!

Okay, I got the phone, okay.

Spit it out, Johnny! Spit it out right away!

Into Mama's hands.

Deep breath for the EpiPen.

- It's okay.

- What's happening to that kid's lips?

- Azrael, bring me my plan.

- Father?

It's in the bathroom.

Check my side of the sink.

Father?

It's feeding time.

Hackus dizzy.

Yes, I almost forgot.

Apparently, I have to keep you alive.

I hope you both appreciate

what a tremendous burden this is upon me.

All right, mind your manners.

Thank you.

If you were real Smurfs,

I'd be taking essence from you.

I didn't hear a "thank you. "

Close enough. Come, come.

We must review my plan

before tonight's raid on Smurf Village.

This is not my writing parchment.

Where is my plan?

"Gone digital"?

I don't understand what that means.

Yes, phase one, "Create Naughties. " Yes.

Check. Where is phase two?

I am enamoured of that swiping motion.

Yes, get away, get away,

get away, get away.

Phase three... Swipe.

I capture my ungrateful daughter

and force her to tell me the secret formula

that Papa used to turn her blue.

Swipe.

I turn you and hundreds

other like you blue.

Hackus blue!

Hackus blue!

I place you into a terrifying machine

and extract your essence.

- What?

- And then,

the entire world shall bow before me!

Will that extracting thing hurt?

It's excruciatingly painless.

You'll see, it'll be fun, for me.

Anyway, we're getting ahead of ourselves.

Back to phase two, the very reason

we came to this cheese-infested metropolis.

The great iron spire.

The only possible way

to harness enough energy to create a portal

right into the heart of Smurf Village.

How I love portal creation.

Come, come, let us away! To the iron spire!

It worked!

Yes! Just enough essence!

And now I will go down in history!

Nothing can stop me now!

My Gargaberries!

Oh, no!

Now I shall prove my genius!

Head spin!

It appears I lack sufficient essence

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