The Seven Deadly Sins Episode 1 The Seven Deadly Sins Page #2

Season #1 Episode #1

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Man:
Well, some spooky knight walking around in rusty armor sounds pretty ridiculous to me.

Chubby Man:
I guess you're right.

(We hear a sound coming from where the door is. Everyone looks at the door.)

Hawk:
That smells a lot like rust to me!

(Hawk is shaking and whimpering. The door slowly opens, and the rusty knight from before comes in, stumbling around.)

Knight (mumbles): The Eight Deadly Sins.

Everyone (screams): IT'S HERE!

(Everyone then runs out in a panic, but Lizzy doesn't flinch.)

Lizzy:
Now, who are you?

(The Rust Knight wobbles a little, then falls flat on his back. The helmet falls off. Lizzy wanders over to see that "he" is actually a beautiful young woman with platinum blonde hair. She is totally unconscious.)

Hawk (curious):
This kid’s one of the Eight Deadly Sins?

Scene 5 INT. Bedroom--- Moments Later--- Day

(The woman's rusted suit of armor is in a pile next to the door. The girl is now in just a leotard-like garment that does nothing to hide her curvy figure.)

Hawk:
She’s a girl, definitely.

Lizzy:
Let’s make sure.

(Lizzy starts examining her... by groping her in her sleep.) That gentle face, those buxom curves, this perfume... (He grabs her b*obs as well.) The firm springiness... yup, she’s a girl!

Hawk (indignant, raising his voice): You already knew that!

(The girl suddenly stirs awake, her eyes shown to be blue as she awakens to Lizzy with his hands on her breasts.)

Lizzy (making an excuse): Your heart rate is just fine.

Princess Elizabeth: Thank you for that. Excuse me... but what am I doing here?

Lizzy (nonchalantly): You walked in my tavern, then you passed out cold on the floor.

Princess Elizabeth: Your bar...?

Lizzy:
Yeah, the Boar Hat. It’s my tavern

Princess Elizabeth: Hold on! You own this place?

Lizzy:
Yeah, is that so weird?

Princess Elizabeth: Well... I mean... I just saw that sword on your... so I automatically assumed...

Lizzy:
Oh, you mean this thing?

(Lizzy then grabs his sword from the handle and pulls it out. The girl understandably flinches. He laughs! As it turns out, the handle is just part of a sword with a blade broken down to the hilt.)

Lizzy:
If all you see is the handle, then I’m guessing it looks pretty intimidating, doesn’t it? Make our patients think twice before skipping out on their bill.

Hawk:
It’s the customers that pay their hard-earned money to eat your nasty food that I really feel sorry for.

(The girl, amazed by the sight of the talking pig, gets up from her bed and hugs Hawk.)

Princess Elizabeth: Ha! Ha! It’s a talking pig! A long time ago, I pressured my daddy to get me one like this for my birthday!

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