The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming: The Russians Are Coming to Hollywood Page #2

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between these two countries,

it is too funny an idea, is it not?

No, we... we are, of course, Norwe-gans.

Norwegians?

On a small training exercise forthe NlATO...

- NATO.

- NATO countries. Of course, yes.

To reach place of power motorboat,

it is necessary to make borrowings

of automobile for short time only, sir.

- May l ask you something, please?

- Of course.

Are there nine of you out there?

Are you Russians with machine guns

and does one of you look like

Uncle... l mean, like a wrestler?

Er, l'm sorry to comply with your statement,

but misfortunately,

all of the answers to these questions are yes.

He's got a gun!

Please to step inside the house, please.

Er, no. Wait. Just wait a minute.

-You can't come in here.

-Yes, we can.

Lady, please, not to worry,

for no harm is coming.

Don't be frightened.

There's gotta be some explanation.

- Sorry l didn't believe you, son.

- Keeping calm, please.

l repeat, no harm is coming. Please being sitted.

Take it easy, now. Pete, boy, don't be scared.

- l'm not scared.

- Good. Good boy.

Now, to answer some few questions

very quickly, please,

so that there is no necessity howsoever...

-Whatsoever.

-Whatsoever! Whatsoever!

So there is no necessity howsoever

why everybody in such a nice American family

should get shot to little pieces.

You understand? Yes. Good.

Now, what else people are in this house?

-Wha...?

- Oh, there's only our little girl.

She's asleep upstairs.

But she's only a little baby.

So first is necessary to make

borrowings of automobile.

Where are keys?

ln my purse.

- Bag.

- The bag. Kolchin.

Da.

lf you don't mind, please.

Very good.

Da, da.

Now, what is population of island, please?

Uh, well, there's about 200 people here.

- Honey, there's more than that.

-You're thinking of the summer people.

ln West Village, all the farms.

There's much more...

No matter. Not many people.

Please, you know of no boat

except at boat place?

- No boat close to here?

- There just aren't any boats.

Very few questions more.

Don't tell him anything. We'd be traitors.

Pete, be quiet. Just keep quiet. Here, here.

Now, there is no establishment

of US navy or army

or coastal guardians on island,

no US of airforce?

No, there are no bases at Gloucester.

Glockester... Gloucester, huh?

Gloucester.

Police constabulary. How many members

of police department here? 20? 40?

There are not that many.

Maybe three orfour.

Don't tell them anything.

He hasn't even tortured you yet.

- Pete, please.

- Listen. No one's gonna be tortured.

Look, couldn't you give us

some idea what this is all about?

- l know it's none of...

..none of my business, but...

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