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- I wouldn't hold your breath.
- Oh, I will.
What happened to all
your little girlfriends?
They're mere bodies,
laying a path to you.
Sorry, guys.
God, it's like a bar mitzvah
in there. Did you see that room?
You should just have
a ''bring your own bottle...''
I'm sorry.
- You look stunning, sweetheart.
- Thank you, Mom.
Now if we could
just find your groom.
- That's funny, isn't it?
- What's funny?
I don't know, just the way
he's standing there like that.
word, but... strange. It's...
It is a little strange,
don't you think?
What about it is strange?
The way he's staring out to sea
like a lovesick sailor.
- He's a groom. Grooms get nervous.
- Of course.
Mother, please don't.
- You know what I think.
- Yes, I know what you think.
And... perhaps you'll
permit me to say it.
I know you will, regardless.
He has to love you more, Lila.
More than what?
More than whom?
More than you love him.
That's the only way marriage works.
Leave him alone.
How's Augusta?
She'll be fine
after a couple of cocktails.
Summa graduate,
championship swimmer,
PhD candidate in English,
rather easy on the eyes.
So let's raise our glasses
to two perfect catches:
Perfect catch, perfect match.
- There goes the bloodline.
- That's enough for you.
When Tommy told me he was
marrying the lovely Lila,
I said... ''Tommy boy, you're
one lucky son of a b*tch!''
And I said, ''You know,
attraction is a very important
ingredient in any relationship.''
Sure, folks can talk all they
want about love and loyalty
and all that other sh*t,
if she doesn't
make your wiener hard...
...forget it! Forget it all!
What are you doing?
What are you doing? No, I...
Let's face it.
My sister is perfect.
Everyone here knows it.
If you're a chick, you've spent
your life fighting the urge
to kill her in her sleep.
If you're a guy, you've spent your life
trying to sleep with her.
- You admit it.
Don't worry, Weesie,
he never got anywhere.
Mom...
...Dad.
I know it's been hard
to embrace the new in-laws.
But don't worry.
We only have to spend Christmas
and Thanksgiving with them...
...every year for the rest of our lives.
Wait... do lrish people
celebrate Christmas or Hanukkah?
''The lovely Lila sat on a wall
When she saw Tom McDevon,
her heart had a fall
He rode in on his horse
and picked up the pieces
Until that day,
she had felt like feces.''
As everybody knows, Tom is
unmatched in the swimming pool.
As everyone also knows,
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